DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 9 May, 2016 10:31 am
@edgarblythe,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160
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"The staff is expressing concern about your 'perpetual retirement' program."
ehBeth
 
  2  
Reply Mon 9 May, 2016 10:53 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160516_contest-690.jpg


I know we talked about new buffet themes, sir, but this might be of limited appeal.
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firefly
 
  2  
Reply Mon 9 May, 2016 11:35 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160516_contest-690.jpg

Shall I have the dinner guests sign organ donor cards?
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firefly
 
  2  
Reply Mon 9 May, 2016 11:46 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160516_contest-690.jpg

Your mother insists you stop fooling around with your science project until after dinner.
DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Mon 9 May, 2016 02:17 pm
@firefly,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160516_contest-690.jpg

"You are a cad, I aver."
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 9 May, 2016 02:18 pm
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160516_contest-690.jpg

"A Miss Abby Normal to see you, sir."
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 9 May, 2016 02:20 pm
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160516_contest-690.jpg

"What hump?"
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 9 May, 2016 02:21 pm
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160516_contest-690.jpg

"You may be the worlds greatest chemist, but rest assured that you will get no reaction from me."
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ossobuco
 
  1  
Reply Mon 9 May, 2016 03:47 pm
@DrewDad,
Bingo!
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ossobuco
 
  1  
Reply Mon 9 May, 2016 04:02 pm
I don't know.

I seem to be looking at people kicking at pencils, but hey.



I may need to start a thread about pencils.
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Ragman
 
  2  
Reply Mon 9 May, 2016 04:24 pm
@DrewDad,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160
516_contest-690.jpg
"Are we serving fried okra again?
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edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Mon 9 May, 2016 07:36 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160
516_contest-690.jpg
Might I suggest a jar of marmalade for the brain cavity, sir?
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 9 May, 2016 07:39 pm
@edgarblythe,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160516_contest-690.jpg

"Excuse me Herr Baron, but does this cut-a-way exaggerate the size of my posterior?"
bobsal u1553115
 
  3  
Reply Mon 9 May, 2016 07:41 pm
@bobsal u1553115,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160516_contest-690.jpg

"Where is his brain, sir? Why its sitting on the table right now, with fava beans and a nice dry Cheee-ante!"
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glitterbag
 
  2  
Reply Mon 9 May, 2016 08:55 pm
@Lordyaswas,
Lordyaswas wrote:

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160516_contest-690.jpg

May I suggest that you cover the bald patch by combing over the existing strip of hair from above his right ear. You can then insert the abnormally small brain and encourage it to run for President.




I don't think I've laughed this hard in a long time, then I remember that toxic lump of vainglorious megalomaniacal jackass bullsh@@er is the clown prince pretender, I wept.......then I laughed again.
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parados
 
  2  
Reply Mon 9 May, 2016 09:03 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160516_contest-690.jpg
The chauffeur is asking about the car battery again.
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edgarblythe
 
  3  
Reply Mon 9 May, 2016 09:30 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160516_contest-690.jpg
Leftovers are served, sir.
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firefly
 
  2  
Reply Tue 10 May, 2016 12:45 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160516_contest-690.jpg

Is this to be the new guest bedroom?
DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Tue 10 May, 2016 06:56 am
@firefly,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160516_contest-690.jpg

"The guests are refusing to sit down until the centerpiece has been changed."
DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Tue 10 May, 2016 06:57 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160516_contest-690.jpg

"The Republican party called and would like Mitt Romney back."
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