bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Mon 2 May, 2016 07:14 am
@bobsal u1553115,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160509_contest-690.jpg

"It used to be Donald Trump's shower cap."
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 May, 2016 07:15 am
@bobsal u1553115,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160509_contest-690.jpg

"It used to be John Holmes' 'johnnie cap'"
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Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 May, 2016 10:06 am
@bobsal u1553115,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160509_contest-690.jpg

I'm OK until there's a slight breeze.
parados
 
  3  
Reply Mon 2 May, 2016 10:10 am
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Thank you for using our Umbrella Share App.
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Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 May, 2016 10:14 am
@Lordyaswas,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160509_contest-690.jpg


It's for my hydrophobia.

bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 May, 2016 11:06 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160509_contest-690.jpg

"Its from the Trump 'Ego Collection' - four times as big, six times as expensive."
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bobsal u1553115
 
  2  
Reply Mon 2 May, 2016 11:07 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160509_contest-690.jpg

"Good morning - I'm your Uberbrella driver, David. Where am I taking you today?"
DrewDad
 
  4  
Reply Mon 2 May, 2016 11:14 am
@bobsal u1553115,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160509_contest-690.jpg

"Turns out that a huge-umbrella policy is not the same as a huge umbrella-policy."
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firefly
 
  4  
Reply Mon 2 May, 2016 11:44 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160509_contest-690.jpg

Now do you believe that size matters?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 8 May, 2016 12:25 pm
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For this they kicked me out of Cherbourg.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Sun 8 May, 2016 07:38 pm
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I borrowed it from Yao Ming, the basketball player.
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Lordyaswas
 
  4  
Reply Sun 8 May, 2016 08:49 pm
@Lordyaswas,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160509_contest-690.jpg

I bought it in Seattle.
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Lordyaswas
 
  3  
Reply Sun 8 May, 2016 08:53 pm
@Lordyaswas,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160509_contest-690.jpg

We have made it to London, Comrade Spy. Now we must make sure that we blend in without drawing attention to ourselves.
panzade
 
  2  
Reply Mon 9 May, 2016 07:51 am
@Lordyaswas,
I had a good chuckle
The Chernobyl umbrella
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panzade
 
  2  
Reply Mon 9 May, 2016 07:53 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160516_contest-690.jpg
Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 9 May, 2016 08:05 am
@panzade,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160516_contest-690.jpg


It's Ms Goodbody from next door, Sir. She wonders whether she can book Frankie for an all nighter on Tuesday, if tonight's startup goes well.
Lordyaswas
 
  3  
Reply Mon 9 May, 2016 08:07 am
@Lordyaswas,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160516_contest-690.jpg

Pardon me, Sir, but Cookie is wondering whether you will need the liver that's currently in the fridge. Apparently she wants to make pâté.
Lordyaswas
 
  3  
Reply Mon 9 May, 2016 08:11 am
@Lordyaswas,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160516_contest-690.jpg

May I suggest that you cover the bald patch by combing over the existing strip of hair from above his right ear. You can then insert the abnormally small brain and encourage it to run for President.

OnTheFritz
 
  2  
Reply Mon 9 May, 2016 09:00 am
@Lordyaswas,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160516_contest-690.jpg
Sorry to interrupt, sir, but my brother Alfred is making a new film entitled "Psycho" and wants to borrow the body in the crypt for a few days.



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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 9 May, 2016 09:13 am
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516_contest-690.jpg
Message from Eyegor, sir. He says you may have a choice of a large diseased brain or a small normal one. The large diseased is two dollars a pound cheaper.
 

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