Caption The Cartoon Part Deux

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@DrewDad,

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"Mr. Priebus, may I suggest that you take up a different hobby?"

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@DrewDad,

Alternately: "A Mr. Priebus to see you, sir."

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@DrewDad,

"Yorick wants his head back."

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I'm sorry, sir, but the morgue says they don't deliver.

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@George,

Excuse me, Sir, but there's a Vincent Price at the door, wondering if you will be wanting any voiceovers.

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@Lordyaswas,

If you were wondering what the shrieking from the maids was all about, Sir, the man from Amazon has just delivered the appendage.

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@panzade,

Have you considered a dry rub instead of a marinade this time?

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@Lordyaswas,

Your first two attempts were complete failures, Sir.

What makes you think that a third George Bush would be any different?

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It lives, sir. It lives.

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Will Mawster Frankenstein require any further ghoulishness before I retire this evening?

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@Lordyaswas,

Lordyaswas wrote:

If you were wondering what the shrieking from the maids was all about, Sir, the man from Amazon has just delivered the appendage.

bwahahahahahhahahahaahahah good one

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@Lordyaswas,

Lordyaswas wrote:

Your first two attempts were complete failures, Sir.

What makes you think that a third George Bush would be any different?

you are on a roll! Bravo sir

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@glitterbag,

"Its the Uber driver, sir. He wants an arm and a leg for delivering that arm and a leg."

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@DrewDad,

"Perhaps this time around you may keep a-head of the villagers?"

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http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160523_contest-690.jpg

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@panzade,

How would you rate this first date so far?

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@panzade,

"OK. So now we got the monkeys, when do we get the barrel?"

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@bobsal u1553115,

"No I don't think that looking quite like George W. Bush adds any charm to them at all."

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@bobsal u1553115,

"Once I get the million typewriters we'll be sitting easy."

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@bobsal u1553115,

"They do make your ass seem smaller."

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