@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:
Yeah, well, i tolerate idiocy well, which is why i'm still talking to you. When you say you can make the trip in five hours, i think you're lying. That would be an average speed of almost 80 mph, without any stops. Try to keep your bullsh*t plausible, 'K, Max?
I've driven in New York dozens of times, too. I've seen lots and lots of people pulled over, both on the Thruway, and on other roads. I've been pulled over twice, myself. The first time was for doing 65 in a 55, which is how i learned that the state's default speed limit is 55. I got a lecture and was let off. I was also pulled over on the Thruway for doing 80 in a 65. The state trooper came up and asked me if i knew why he had pulled me over. I looked at him as though he were crazy and said: "Because i was driving at an excessive rate of speed." He took my license and registration and went back to his cruiser. When he came back and handed me my papers he said he was going to let me off because, and i quote: "Traffic is light and when i asked you if you knew why i had pulled you over, you didn't try to bullsh*t me."
Frankly, Max, i think you're lying because you are constitutionally incapable of ever admitting that you might be wrong.
I got pulled over two months ago by a California motorcycle cop doing 90mph (he said) on Rte 24 between San Francisco and Walnut Creek. I was moving with the traffic around me, but he flagged me down. He came up to the window and noted my speed. I said I didn't think it was quite that high but assumed his laser was right. He asked me what I did in the Navy, adding that he was in the Navy as well. I have no idea how he knew that about me because there are no markings on the car that would indicate it. Perhaps they have a lot more info on their computers than I knew. I told him I was in aviation and asked him what he did, He said he was in submarines. In a funk about the ticket (I haven't had one in many years) and without thinking I said "I never met a submariner that I really liked" , adding that I have unforgettable memories of going through some Navy training with them. He immediately guessed that it was Rickover's Nuclear Power Training and told me that he had been an instructor at one of the training plants and guessed that I was one of the aviators enroute to a nuclear carrier. I said yes; he asked what ship; and the dialogue went on from there.
Then, getting back to business, he said that 90mph constituted reckless driving and called for the mandatory (six months I think) loss of my license, but that he would write me up for only 75mph. I told him I always knew that before my life was over I'd run in to another of those goddamn nuke submarine bastards who would again give me a hard time. We chuckled and he went on his way.
I never got the ticket.