@nononono,
Holy crap, why are you so obsessed with firefly??? What's the deal, you think if you are bold enough to be a badass, maybe then she will notice you?? Honestly I don't get it, but if you decide to run for 'resident asshole', you've got my vote, if permitted, I'll vote twice.
I get that you think she's some sort of uber-feminist, she's not, I don't think any of the women here are militant. But a few of you guys are obsessed with that idea. Maybe you could form your own 'wimmim haters' club with no girls allowed. Like those old 'Our Gang' shorts made in the 30's. sorry, you're too young to remember that series, if you have a mother, ask her. And while you are at it, apologize to your mother for growing up to be a jerk.
What do you hope will happen, are you hoping to embarrass her, by acting like a dolt? That won't work, because you have embarrassed yourself. I realize you will not understand that concept, but you have lost your self control. It's either that or you post when you are drunk. Doesn't matter really, it's entirely up to you how you wish to portray yourself, immature middle-school boy snickering or a grown man. I have a hard time believing your mother or your grandmother would be beaming with pride at your antics. I'm a mother of a grown man with a daughter of his own. If my son said half the things you have said it would be a stab in my heart. I admire my son, I think he is a loving husband, a wonderful father, a loyal friend, a hardworking employee and a wonderful son. It would absolutely destroy me if he behaved in any way like you do.
Maybe that's the problem, maybe your mother didn't want you, didn't protect you, didn't do the things a good mother should do. If that's the case, I pity you, that's a heavy burden to carry. I wish you had a better mother, but firefly is not your mother and it's futile to insult her for any shortcomings of your mom or dad. I don't think you are truly stupid, so you don't have to live the rest of your days as if you are a half wit.
Most of the women here are mothers, many of us have sons. We can help you if you will get that chip off your shoulder. Society needs bright men and bright women. I hope for you, you decide to become an asset and not just an ass.
