Hey Setanta your name sounds suspiciously like Set, an egyptian "god", I hope you're not a closet mummy worshipper.
Set and his crackpot family sound like the Jeremy Kyle show..
WIKI- "Set was born of the sky goddess Nut and the earth god Geb. Set's sister and wife was Nephthys. Nut and Geb also produced another two children who became husband and wife: the divine Osiris and Isis, whose son was Horus. The myth of Set's conflict with Horus, Osiris, and Isis appears in many Egyptian sources"
And Setanta, I hope you don't look like the rat-faced little git..