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How many pairs of shoes is enough for a woman?

 
 
Sat 17 May, 2014 08:56 pm
My girlfriend lives with me. I counted this weekend, and she has 108 different pairs of shoes. I'm CONSTANTLY tripping on them because they're laying all over the fuckin' place. We get in arguments about this, but I feel she won't listen to reason. I also think she buys shoes in secret and doesn't tell me because she knows it irritates me..

I own exactly FOUR pairs of shoes. Sneakers, slippers, boots, and dress shoes..
 
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chai2
 
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Sat 17 May, 2014 09:00 pm
@soundsighted,
Whose money does she spend on the shoes?
soundsighted
 
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Sat 17 May, 2014 09:05 pm
@chai2,
Hers. I'm not saying she can't spend her own money, but I've also seen the TV show hoarders, and I think if she didn't have a problem she wouldn't be hiding it. Sometimes there are so many shoes laying around that people have fallen over, or the door has gotten jammed in them. The least she could do is keep them tidy. I bought her a huge fuckin' rack for them, but she just leaves them all over the floor instead, and it's MY house.
ehBeth
 
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Sat 17 May, 2014 09:05 pm
@soundsighted,
soundsighted wrote:

My girlfriend lives with me.


Do you share a home or does she live in a home you own?

Who pays for her shoes?
soundsighted
 
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Sat 17 May, 2014 09:06 pm
@ehBeth,
^ answered this above. Thanks
chai2
 
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Sat 17 May, 2014 09:09 pm
@soundsighted,
Well, it's pretty obvious you want to hear from people telling you she owns too many shoes and this is a problem, etc. etc.

So, you've answered you own question.

Next case.
ehBeth
 
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Sat 17 May, 2014 09:10 pm
@soundsighted,
Sounds like the problem isn't the shoes.

Best of luck to you.
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soundsighted
 
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Sat 17 May, 2014 09:11 pm
@chai2,
It's obvious I think she has a problem, but what I'd like to know is is this in the normal range for women? Is 108 pairs (that I know of) normal?
chai2
 
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Sat 17 May, 2014 09:12 pm
@soundsighted,
Yes, this is a normal range.

soundsighted
 
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Sat 17 May, 2014 09:13 pm
@chai2,
wow! Mind blown
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cicerone imposter
 
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Sat 17 May, 2014 09:15 pm
I would think seven pairs would be sufficient; one for each day of the week.
ossobuco
 
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Sat 17 May, 2014 09:16 pm
@soundsighted,
No, not at all.
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chai2
 
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Sat 17 May, 2014 09:17 pm
@cicerone imposter,
Oh c'mon CI, your sucking all the fun out of this.
chai2
 
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Sat 17 May, 2014 09:18 pm
@chai2,
How many bras does she own?

Does she leave those laying around too?
ehBeth
 
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Sat 17 May, 2014 09:19 pm
@soundsighted,
soundsighted wrote:

It's obvious I think she has a problem, but what I'd like to know is is this in the normal range for women? Is 108 pairs (that I know of) normal?


yes

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ehBeth
 
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Sat 17 May, 2014 09:19 pm
@cicerone imposter,
hahahahaha

that's funny c.i.
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ehBeth
 
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Sat 17 May, 2014 09:20 pm
@cicerone imposter,
cicerone imposter wrote:

I would think seven pairs would be sufficient; one for each day of the week.


I have a friend who took more than that on a three day trip to Vegas. I thought that was a lot, but different things make sense to different people. She doesn't understand why I have several cameras <shrug>
ossobuco
 
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Sat 17 May, 2014 09:21 pm
@soundsighted,
Why is this question somehow funny for all?
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ehBeth
 
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Sat 17 May, 2014 09:22 pm
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:

How many bras does she own?


that's definitely the one Set would start a thread about if he was going to start a thread about any part of my wardrobe.

Embarrassed
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soundsighted
 
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Sat 17 May, 2014 09:22 pm
@chai2,
Quote:
How many bras does she own?


Ah, I see. My pain is your amusement. Touche.

I realize this sounds funny, but it's causing a lot of problems and I'm worried about her.
 

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