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Child Molesting Preacher Blames Affair on Clinton

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 7 May, 2004 09:24 pm
Now THAT'S spectacular! Oral sex with no part of the president's body touching Ms Lewinski!
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Sofia
 
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Reply Fri 7 May, 2004 09:25 pm
Well, I would agree, but that's his story and he's sticking to it...
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hobitbob
 
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Reply Fri 7 May, 2004 09:25 pm
Psychic sex...how Oregonian!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 7 May, 2004 09:25 pm
Ah America - perfect one day - magical the next!
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hobitbob
 
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Reply Fri 7 May, 2004 09:26 pm
Sofia wrote:
Well, I would agree, but that's his story and he's sticking to it...

And it stuck to the dress from the Gap. Very Happy
You gotta admire Clinton, he took a licking and....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 7 May, 2004 09:27 pm
Perhaps we can delve into the sexual practices of ALL her presidents?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 7 May, 2004 09:27 pm
With - or without - the First Ladies....
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hobitbob
 
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Reply Fri 7 May, 2004 09:28 pm
I would rather delve into the Bush twins, if its all the same with you.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 7 May, 2004 09:28 pm
I gather there has generally been a LOT of without...
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hobitbob
 
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Reply Fri 7 May, 2004 09:29 pm
Bushy-Poo may be the only one who didn't have a few snuggles on teh sly. Maybe thats why he is so mean!
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Sofia
 
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Reply Fri 7 May, 2004 09:29 pm
Kennedy should keep us busy for days...
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hobitbob
 
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Reply Fri 7 May, 2004 09:30 pm
Well, he kept Marilyn busy for nights.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 7 May, 2004 09:32 pm
Actually - I prefer to leave people's sexual practices out of my business - where I believe it belongs.

I leave alleged sexual malfeasance to the police.

I also eschew smelly stories about presidential families.

What matters it to me what the Bush twins do, or where Bush puts his penis - as long as it is not into underage or unconsenting people (or animals).

Let us put sex back into the private sphere, where it belongs - unless it is criminal in nature.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 7 May, 2004 09:36 pm
However, wherever Bush DOES put his penis, I promise I shall never try to use its activities as a pathetic excuse for any silly things I may do.

Of course, next time I decide to invade a country illegally, I shall cite him in my defence. That was an action which properly DOES belong in the public sphere....

I feel unreasoning anger with New Zillun coming on as I type - they have....er....ummmm.....I believe they have weapons of linguistic destruction!

They pronounce sex, six, sucks and socks with the same vowel sound! They must be stopped before they destroy the world!
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hobitbob
 
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Reply Fri 7 May, 2004 09:41 pm
Ever tried to speak English with someone from Yorkshire?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 7 May, 2004 09:52 pm
Arrrrrrrrrrrrr?


Actually - for invading New Zillun, I need look no farther for exemplar than my own fearless leader.

"But Johnny did it! How come Johnny always gets away with it?!!!"
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 7 May, 2004 09:56 pm
One of my friends comes from Polish parentage.

When her dad arrived in Oz - almost straight from Auschwitz - the immigration folk, as ever, found his name hard to pronounce - so he simplified it.

As my friend says - here I was, with a name that will live in history - and my father changes it!

What, I hear you asking (not) was the original name? Why, Lewinski, of course.
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Sofia
 
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Reply Tue 11 May, 2004 06:55 pm
I was wondering, regarding this thread...

Does anyone feel that 'role models' owe the public any level of personal behavior? I remember Charles Barkley saying I'm Not Your Role Model, and it made quite an impression on me. He wanted to play basketball, and didn't contract with anyone about being a role model...

However, it does seem to me that the President, who ever, does owe the country a bit of exertion toward discretion and personal behavior. There is a blurb about it in the Oath of Office...

Do they?
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