IF DOG TRULY LOVES US . . .

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. . . why is there catses?

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[+3] - Roberta - 04/13/2014Dog are dog and catses is catses. Some pipples like only dog. Some pipples like only catses. Some pipples like both. I one of dem. Some pipples are cat bigots. Open your narrow mind.
[+3] - Setanta - 04/14/2014And on the seventh day, Dog slept all day, farting occasionally.
[+3] - vonny - 04/14/2014Cats and dogs - love them both! [img]http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/cute-cat.gif[/img]

@Setanta,

Setanta wrote:

IF DOG TRULY LOVES US. . . why is there catses?

Catses are for DOG to chase and bark at, thereby making him tired and satisfied. Otherwise, we would have to run around and act like catses. That would get old.

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@Setanta,

Dogs do not have the sense of responsibility to puke upon your floors in a timely manner. That's why we have cats. Also, they sometimes allow us to pet them and open doors.

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@roger,

I would expect you to have a deathly fear of cats.

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@neologist,

Nah! When I roll over in bed, they roll too. If not, they hit the floor.

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@roger,

roland has to be on whatever side my face is facing.

I roll over, roland gets up, walks over me and lays back down.

That is of course if he's not already got all 36 plus inches draped across me.

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@chai2,

Not Nermal and not Barney. They have to park their furry little bodies on the opposite side. You can just reach enough cat for a light stroke if you don't mind stretching. Sometimes in really cold weather, Barney will lean against a foot - just enough to think he might lay on top of it. He won't.

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@roger,

My neighbors cat is Norange.

We should get Nermal and Norange together for a date.

Does Nermal like sleeping in flower beds? That's one of Noranges hobbies.

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@Setanta,

If Dog truly loves us, He would plant bones all over the place.
Oh, wait.. it must be true.

If Cat truly loves us, all the soybean acreage would be covered in catnip and catmint.
Cat must be miffed.

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