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IF DOG TRULY LOVES US . . .

 
 
Setanta
 
Reply Fri 11 Apr, 2014 12:41 pm
. . . why is there catses?
 
neologist
 
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Reply Fri 11 Apr, 2014 12:49 pm
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:
IF DOG TRULY LOVES US. . . why is there catses?
Catses are for DOG to chase and bark at, thereby making him tired and satisfied. Otherwise, we would have to run around and act like catses. That would get old.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 11 Apr, 2014 12:56 pm
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jA4y5j8AXBA/To6HvMtMQKI/AAAAAAAALzs/x9bJtx8RzLk/s1600/cat_devil.jpg
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raprap
 
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Reply Fri 11 Apr, 2014 01:18 pm
Woof Woof Woof Woof

Rap
roger
 
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Reply Fri 11 Apr, 2014 02:04 pm
@Setanta,
Dogs do not have the sense of responsibility to puke upon your floors in a timely manner. That's why we have cats. Also, they sometimes allow us to pet them and open doors.
vonny
 
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Reply Fri 11 Apr, 2014 03:03 pm
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3PunLiBi3lQ/TtEkX2VcRFI/AAAAAAAAMck/JiD7UgfB2NY/s1600/Funny%2BDog%2B-%2BI%2527m%2BFabulous.jpg
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neologist
 
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Reply Fri 11 Apr, 2014 05:54 pm
@roger,
I would expect you to have a deathly fear of cats.
roger
 
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Reply Fri 11 Apr, 2014 06:20 pm
@neologist,
Nah! When I roll over in bed, they roll too. If not, they hit the floor.
chai2
 
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Reply Fri 11 Apr, 2014 07:31 pm
@roger,
roland has to be on whatever side my face is facing.

I roll over, roland gets up, walks over me and lays back down.

That is of course if he's not already got all 36 plus inches draped across me.
roger
 
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Reply Fri 11 Apr, 2014 07:44 pm
@chai2,
Not Nermal and not Barney. They have to park their furry little bodies on the opposite side. You can just reach enough cat for a light stroke if you don't mind stretching. Sometimes in really cold weather, Barney will lean against a foot - just enough to think he might lay on top of it. He won't.
chai2
 
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Reply Fri 11 Apr, 2014 07:48 pm
@roger,
My neighbors cat is Norange.

We should get Nermal and Norange together for a date.

Does Nermal like sleeping in flower beds? That's one of Noranges hobbies.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 11 Apr, 2014 07:54 pm
@Setanta,
If Dog truly loves us, He would plant bones all over the place.
Oh, wait.. it must be true.


If Cat truly loves us, all the soybean acreage would be covered in catnip and catmint.
Cat must be miffed.
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raprap
 
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Reply Fri 11 Apr, 2014 08:58 pm
An altar to Dog in his woofiness.

http://i1.wp.com/www.wonderslist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Oversized-Silver-Dog.jpg

Rap
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vonny
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2014 04:19 am
http://data1.whicdn.com/images/21626763/large.jpg
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vonny
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2014 04:22 am
http://fbcomics.com/images/comics/Thats%20the%20meaning%20of%20friendship..jpg
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 12 Apr, 2014 05:23 am
@raprap,
Grrrrrrrr . . . yap yap yap yap . . . pant, pant, pant . . .
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 13 Apr, 2014 11:08 am
If dog truly loves us, he will pick up the little bombs in the grass.
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Sun 13 Apr, 2014 11:44 am
@edgarblythe,
.......and also the little easter chicks.


http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02877/potd-jess-the-dog_2877272k.jpg

CAPTION : "Can I eat them yet?......can I eat them yet?...."
vonny
 
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Reply Sun 13 Apr, 2014 02:08 pm
Dog surveys all ...

http://www.madeinslant.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/wold.jpg
JTT
 
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Reply Sun 13 Apr, 2014 03:24 pm
@roger,
Ewwwwwwwww.

Are your bed bugs more attracted to the cats than you, Rog?
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