Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2014 10:30 am
God, the Universe, or Sammiches (with or without butter)?
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2014 10:51 am
@tsarstepan,
Bologna (the cold cuts for sammiches) came first. Probably Bologna the city was there before that.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2014 11:00 am
@ossobuco,
That's an origin story I can get behind. Razz
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2014 11:39 am
Think i'll go make me some baloney sammiches and think about this.
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2014 11:51 am
On the sixth day, God created cheese. On the seventh, it was cut.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2014 01:30 pm
@tsarstepan,
Obviously it was bologna (a type of sausage that differentiated from the BIG BANGER)
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2014 01:34 pm
Bologna the city is not called Bologna the Fat for nothin'.
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Smileyrius
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2014 03:37 pm
I'm pretty sure butter is not supposed to be served until Armageddon.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2014 05:00 pm
@Smileyrius,
Smileyrius wrote:

I'm pretty sure butter is not supposed to be served until Armageddon.

Until then, can we use "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter?"
http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/cleanplatecharlie/margarine.jpg
farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2014 09:02 pm
@tsarstepan,
Once when I had butter I couldn't believe it wasn't I cant believe its not butter
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neologist
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Reply Sun 6 Apr, 2014 12:02 am
@tsarstepan,
It is universally accepted that fossilized sammiches have been discovered in excavations from the cafeterium era, suggesting their demise was an act of god.
I believe this means we had butter repent.
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