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Wed 2 Apr, 2014 10:30 am
God, the Universe, or Sammiches (with or without butter)?
@tsarstepan,
Bologna (the cold cuts for sammiches) came first. Probably Bologna the city was there before that.
@ossobuco,
That's an origin story I can get behind.
Think i'll go make me some baloney sammiches and think about this.
On the sixth day, God created cheese. On the seventh, it was cut.
@tsarstepan,
Obviously it was bologna (a type of sausage that differentiated from the BIG BANGER)
Bologna the city is not called Bologna the Fat for nothin'.
I'm pretty sure butter is not supposed to be served until Armageddon.
@Smileyrius,
Smileyrius wrote:
I'm pretty sure butter is not supposed to be served until Armageddon.
Until then, can we use "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter?"
@tsarstepan,
Once when I had butter I couldn't believe it wasn't I cant believe its not butter
@tsarstepan,
It is universally accepted that fossilized sammiches have been discovered in excavations from the cafeterium era, suggesting their demise was an act of god.
I believe this means we had butter repent.
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