How about another lie:
Don't worry, this won't hurt.
chatoyant wrote:I'm sure you weren't referring to me, pueo. Happy New Year to You!
i dunno c, what do you think????????
happy new year to you too!
"It's not you, it's me" is not a lie. It's just an incomplete thought, the whole of which reads, "It's not you, it's me: I'm sick of you."
Another to add to the pile:
We're not responsible for the outage. It must be your computer. Here, install Internet Explorer 5.0.
i once caught a fish thissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
big!
i come better with you then with anyone else
dyslexia, where's that picture taken?
my sisters (twins) where born in ft carson.
oh!
been to portugal once, nice place from what i can recall, did a little too much
I forgot my 2 favorites:
"You'll just feel a little pinch..."
"I promise I will NOT raise taxes!"
"I'll only put it in a little bit and if you don't like it I'll take it straight back out."
damn. now that's funny...
similar circumstances can lead to the old lie, "It was an accident!"
I've been tossing up whether to include it for a while-I just couldn't resist.
