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THE 13 BIGGEST LIES

 
 
Misti26
 
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Reply Sat 28 Dec, 2002 11:07 am
ROFLMAO!

The best I've heard, "My daughter forgot her books going back to college, I drove up there to give them to her."

A couple of years after that, he said the exact same thing, then I knew!

If you're gonna lie, you better have a good memory:)
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chatoyant
 
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Reply Sat 28 Dec, 2002 02:40 pm
I'm not peeking, but has fishin' replied yet?
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gezzy
 
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Reply Sat 28 Dec, 2002 10:41 pm
Misti
Yup! That's a dead give away, lol Laughing
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fishin
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 02:36 pm
My gawd! I signed off Friday and didn't realize there were people waiting on a response from me here! lol

Uh.. Yeah pueo! I'm 5'11". I guess that makes me "bigger than average". ROTFL
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Sugar
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 03:22 pm
But I AM listening!

I promise, I'll be there on time.

You look great.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 03:33 pm
"I have every confidence in your ability".
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Misti26
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 03:36 pm
"I'll call you ... "
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Booman
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 03:43 pm
"I don't mean to get in your business but..."
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 03:45 pm
"No offence intended".
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 03:48 pm
"When I am elected, I promise to...".

and we fall for it every time :wink:
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Booman
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 03:53 pm
Mr. Stillwater,
...Because of you my family now thinks I'm losing my mind. Who sits in front of a computor and bursts into laughter. I did when I read your signature line. Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Misti26
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 04:17 pm
You KNOW I've NEVAH loved anyone else....... It's ALWAYS been you !!!
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chatoyant
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 04:25 pm
I forgot.

(This can be applied to the question and also to the answer which I have fogotten while waiting for mr. fishin')

Rolling Eyes
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mikey
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 04:32 pm
Nevahhh cawl Misti? Evahhh?
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 10:07 pm
My personal e-mission (and I choose to take it) - to spread confusion, insanity and some levity via the World Wide Web!
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chatoyant
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 10:54 pm
Mr Stillwater, you are doing a mighty fine job. Carry on!
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pueo
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 11:00 pm
Mr Stillwater wrote:
My personal e-mission (and I choose to take it) - to spread confusion, insanity and some levity via the World Wide Web!


i'm on the same mission. but i need to fine tune my agenda. i seem to be attracting the confused, insane and dour. Very Happy
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Booman
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 11:09 pm
HEY!...who you callin' dour? Evil or Very Mad
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pueo
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 11:20 pm
like i said...... Very Happy

happy new year booman!
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chatoyant
 
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Reply Tue 31 Dec, 2002 01:12 am
I'm sure you weren't referring to me, pueo. Happy New Year to You!
Drunk
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