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Fri 27 Dec, 2002 08:40 pm
The 13 Biggest Lies
13. The check is in the mail.
12. You get this one, I'll pay next time.
11. You look great.
10. Of course I love you.
9. It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing.
8. ...but we can still be good friends.
7. She means nothing to me.
6. Don't worry, I can go another 20 miles when the gauge is on "empty."
5. Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone.
4. I'll call you later.
3. I've never done anything like this before.
2. I'm from your government, and I am here to help you.
1. I DO.
Well... At least "size doesn't matter" didn't make the list! Phew!
Fishin, I knew something was missing ....... you do mean height, no?
Yeah.. umm.. height! That's it!
How about: "Of COURSE I'll respect you in the morning!"
And" "It's not you - it's ME..."
size doesn't matter, heard the world over from many a "short" man. never said that myself, really!
how bout you fishin'?
don't worry. i hear that fishin's a "tall" man
Just peeking in here.
:wink:
sorry c, no peeking allowed until fishin' answers
How about some honorable mentions:
...No look, I just want to buy you dinner, no strings attached.
...We've grown pretty close here, we definately must keep in touch
...OHMIGAWD!..You're her mother? I thought you were her sister!
I can think of a few more that I can't post here
"There's no-one else - I just need some space...."
Wilso gets 2 demerits for X-rated thoughts......And 4 for not sharing.
When I was bartending a guy was telling me and a few others that size didn't matter to women and I turned by back to him, had a quick chuckle and gave him a beer on the house.
i can't post here either.... don't want to beat around the bush and i've had one to many brownies.
I'll shovel the sidewalk, when it stops snowing!
it's not you, it's me,
there's no one else, i just need some space,
i'm being as honest as i can be,
and 'yes, but'
are my favorites, classic lol
are we all out of brownies? wher's diane...
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