cavfancier wrote:I'll gladly pay you Tuesday if you buy me a fishburger today.
I'll give you a coupon redeemable for a free fish sandwich today, but the fine print will state that your children must then pay for three at the current rate when it comes due, plus accrued interest. Meanwhile you will pay me Tuesday. Additionally, because the store you redeem the coupon at will most likely also pick up the sale of some fries, desert, a drink, and possibly even lunch sales to the person accompanying you, I will require that they kickback a portion of the full tab to me. In order to make this more palatable to them, I will allow them to deduct it from their taxes as a campaign contribution.
I've been paying attention.