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Er...........Do you then throw a quarter on the sheets, to see if it bounces! :wink:

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Phoenix32890 wrote:

Er...........Do you then throw a quarter on the sheets, to see if it bounces! :wink:

Nope, you throw it on the man/woman's ass while they are lying on the perfect sheets. If it bounces, they are worthy of your love.

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If the coin bounces...or the ass?!

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Stop it! You're making me horny! Laughing

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that's a terrible thing to do

http://images.ibsys.com/2004/0428/3246024_200X150.jpg

to the only living survivor of the titanic

ok, back to the coin toss...

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kickycan wrote:

Stop it! You're making me horny!

This oughta really get ya goin' kicky! :wink:

http://home.att.net/~louis.beach/monkey_porn.jpg

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Region Philbis wrote:

that's a terrible thing to do

to the only living survivor of the titanic

ok, back to the coin toss...

Jeez, I thought that was sex expert Sue Johannsen. As for the quarter, it would bounce, not the ass.

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doglover wrote:

kickycan wrote:
Stop it! You're making me horny!

This oughta really get ya goin' kicky! :wink:

http://home.att.net/~louis.beach/monkey_porn.jpg

I love monkey sex. Tee hee hee . . .

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mysteryman- This has nothing whatever to do with feminism. It would be just as ludicrous of the "perp" were a 97 year old man. Would you want YOUR grandpa to be taken away to jail, in cuffs, for a minor traffic offense?

Well, actually, yes. But you'd really have to meet him to understand why.

(Just a joke. They've both been dead for some time now. They both had pretty healthy senses of humor, so I don't think they'd've minded.

In case, you know, you were worried.)

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Okay, I'm no good at loading images, but check out the link. Sue's resemblence to that Titanic survivor is a bit scary:

http://www.oxygen.com/sexshow/?slot=nav

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Well, they both know a lot about going down, if you catch by drift.

(Ha! "Drift" is punny, too! I am the king!)

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http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/79/16/12m.jpg

"you'll never take me alive, coppers!"

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Well it is a rule in TX to handcuff a person who is being arrested no matter what the charge. I think it all started out when an officer arrested someone in a similar case (older person for some petty crime) and just put them in the back of the squad car without the cuffs, figuring what harm could a little old person do and was then shot in the back of the head by the hand gun the "harmless" person had been hiding.

Normally no, 97 year old women don't plan on killing people, but if I were an officer I wouldn't gamble my life on it. It is Texas, I live in Houston, and it is true that a lot of us carry guns (hopefully licensed to). I carry one with me when I have to go downtown by myself. Heck my great-grandmother carried one with her everywhere she went up until she died of old age in her 90's and she was a crack shot too.

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Aldistar wrote:

Heck my great-grandmother carried one with her everywhere she went up until she died of old age in her 90's and she was a crack shot too.

I don't know but, the thought of a 90's something year old person carrying a loaded firearm (crack shot or not) or driving a vehicle scares the bejusus out of me.

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I don't know but, the thought of a 90's something year old p

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I don't know but, the thought of a 90's something year old person carrying a loaded firearm (crack shot or not) or driving a vehicle scares the bejusus out of me.

I am more concerned about a teenager carrying a loaded firearm than grandpa!

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Phoenix32890 wrote:

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I don't know but, the thought of a 90's something year old person carrying a loaded firearm (crack shot or not) or driving a vehicle scares the bejusus out of me.

I am more concerned about a teenager carrying a loaded firearm than grandpa!

Good point about teenagers Phoenix. Here in Baltimore, there are over 300 young people shot each year. Some are wounded, many are fatalities. Crying or Very sad

I'm equally concerned about teens and the elderly carrying firearms...as well as those who abuse drugs, alcohol, are depressed or are mentally unstable.

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