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Wed 12 Feb, 2014 01:31 pm
He's just out of control.
If only there were some potion or charm I could use....
@boomerang,
Ask George. I honestly believe that he's Harry Potter in disguise.
HUSBANDIUS BEHAVIOURATUM!
@boomerang,
Rub olive oil all over Mo while singing "Bula, Bula".
@OmSigDAVID,
Mo's a teenager now. I'd probably get arrested for that.
@Lordyaswas,
I agree that George is grand!
Tranquilizer darts.
Don't ask how I know this.
@boomerang,
Quote:He's just out of control.
If only there were some potion or charm I could use..
Maybe my wife will share her methods with you or my mother for that matter as the very last decision my father make in his fairly long life was when he said I do.
Promise him beer and baseball.
I have put the Big Mo Jo Docility Spell on Mr. B--however, it still requires the secret word, after which i chug a Red Bull (TM) (Yuck!). To activate this spell send $100.00 US to Setanta/His House/Somewhere in Canada. Cash only, no checks.
@boomerang,
Holy sweet jesus on a cracker.
A TEENAGER? Have I been gone that long??
@boomerang,
I recommend Tame Shampoo and Conditioner.
@boomerang,
One word. Taser. That's how my wife keeps me under control. Getting hit once or twice with that modifies behavior quickly, let me tell you.
Wow you guys are vicious! I was hoping there was just some hindi word I could say that would put him under my control. You know, something sneaky. Maybe I can find something buried in the ads at the back of Cosmo.
Where are the "one weird trick" pop up ads when I need them?
@Bella Dea,
Quote:Holy sweet jesus on a cracker.
A TEENAGER? Have I been gone that long??
Yep. A teenager. He's as tall as me and wears the same size shoe as Mr. B.
You were gone for a long time.
@boomerang,
but he still has that youthful face
Boomerang, you could practice your lasso hurling at home...
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