Gargamels 3 ingredients for meeting the foxes:
1. park bench
2. trench coat
3. no clothes underneath
Quote:Uh, Gus, my story was about a dog as a help in attracting women. The addendum was just an addendum.
Darnit, I am going to have to simplify things for you now.
Thanks, Osso. Monosyllabic words would be my preference.
And could you toss in a few pictures?
A guy sitting in the park with his well couiffed poodle, drinking a bottle of Evian and reading a Gore Vidal book would definately get my attention.
Doncha wanna look for straight men, DL?
Why bother? There are plenty of straight men in the world.
Actually, I have known two men who did quite well picking up women by pretending to be gay and allowing the women to 'rehabilitate' them. Something about that it made the women feel attractive to think that they could set a gay man straight.
A woman wouldn't have to pretend to be anything to get a guy. Just saying the word "hello" would do it. Actually, just being in the same general vicinity would work. We're easy.
I have two girlfriends who just CAN'T find a man. No matter how hard they try or don't try, men just don't approach them. They are fairly attractive, smart women. I don't know what the problem is.
Last week when I was at the counter to pay for gas for my car, there was a gentlemen in front of me buying a soda, waited till I paid for my gas and as we walked outside together, offered to pump my gas for me. I asked him why and he said that if he pumped my gas for me, I would give him my phone number. I thought he was kidding...but he was serious! Heck, I'm no fool I let him pump my gas (I was wearing good dress clothes at the time). Of course, I supplied him with the number listed in Baltimore from The Rejection Hotline.
* Boston: 617-861-3962
** New York: 212-660-2245
New Hampshire: 603-413-2340
Rhode Island: 401-648-6543
Maine: 207-376-0768
Atlanta: 770-908-7383
San Francisco: 415-356-9833
Denver: 303-607-7527
Los Angeles: 310-217-7638
Washington DC: 202-452-7468
Chicago: 773-509-5027
Seattle: 206-376-9798
*** Miami: 305-241-0033
*** Orlando: 407-338-0036
Baltimore: 410-347-1488
Virginia: 703-912-1725
Detroit: 248-262-6861
Houston: 713-866-6249
Dallas: 972-504-6270
Phoenix: 602-230-4210
Las Vegas: 702-386-5397
New Jersey: 201-808-6011
San Diego: 858-492-8002
so, was it Ethyl he pumped?
Speaking of which, Dys you got the lyrics for Ethyl Pump around? That song really gets 'em going at our shows.
now thats one I barely remember but then there's always Alice Coopers Cold Ethyl;
One thing I miss is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
We met last night making love by the refrigerator light
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
One thing
No lie
Ethyl's frigid as an eskimo pie
She's cool in bed
Well she oughta be 'cuz Ethyl's dead
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Come on Cold Ethyl
Freeze me babe
One thing - it's true
Cold Ethyl I am stuck on you
And everything is my way
Ethyl don't have much to say
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Come here Cold Ethyl
What makes you so cold? Ooh so cold
Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
If I live 'til ninety-seven
You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven
'cuz you're cool
You're ice
Cold Ethyl
You're my paradise
dl - that is great we used to just use the local Chinese take out number.
Doctor Frankenstein (avatar's daddy) was always able to get a date. Seems he could always dig someone up (nyuk nyuk)
Look at him. He's dying up there.
A guy who looks good in his sunglasses, is always a nice touch...
