Last four years: Proofreader of fiction for a New York publisher (but don't judge my ability by my postings).
Prior four years: A nontraditional student, major English, minor anthropology.
Intern: Main Street Program, public relations.
Customer Service: Dunn & Bradstreet.
Campaign Manager: County Commissioner's race.
Outside Sales: Telecommunications.
Banking.
Now that I work from home, I do feel somewhat retired. We are remodeling a 100-year-old house, and that takes up a lot of time, but even if it takes five years, well, most people take thirty years to pay for their homes, so I figure we'll still come out ahead of the game. When the house is done and the yard is finished, I hope to enjoy the large library I've accumulated: about five thousand books on literature, anthropology, science, philosophy, language, linguistics, history, landscaping . . . I hope to be real smart someday. . . . I'm still working on it.