re: monkey
Well for the monkey I have nothing
I have Snapes message
"How odd, some weird 'monkey' thing just ran past me blabbering some random numbers:
"28 92 4 6 101" - do you have a clue what this means?"
Then I have all the things the monkey says on the home page.
Monkey's words of wisdom
Egdelwony kd mnoyes br iedrn oh acut sur. Bedrl oaiceps a ns idneiry fw meit vsuu moe, yd mnio ft tur. Behto oe nkit lerces a ma I, draobdraf cd olrow a nd ietaluspacne.
People say I'm almost human because I have 99% of human DNA. With that in mind, I'm 50% like a banana... cool!
People ask me where I get my good looks from. I tell them 'It's because I have the animal attraction that you feeble humans don't have'. Such is life.
Apparently 'fur' is this year's 'black'. It keeps you warm, it's comfy and a hit with the lady monkies. Oh wait, you're not a monkey? - you could have fooled me!
Whatever you do, DON'T buy any of J K Rowling's books. They suck. You have loads of weird creatures, including humans, but no monkeys! Show me the monkey!
Now for the scrambled message one if you read it kind of backwards, but don't concentrate on the letters, but more their shape the first word, Egdelwony, looks like it could be knowledge, just look at the y as a K.
But I'm stumped right there. I'm probably looking too hard. So any help with that would be appreciated.