I'VE LOST MY HOMEWORK
1. O me, O my, I've lost my homework!
It's been gone since yesterday!
It's not my fault I've lost my homework!
I think it has run away!
It was eaten by the dog,
It's down the drain, it made a clog.
I lost it in a big earthquake,
O don't blame me, for goodness sake!
2. My spelling was so neat and clear,
But now it simply isn't here!
So perfect was my 'rithmetic,
Perhaps I can pretend I'm sick!
It's been caged down at the zoo,
It's on a plane to Timbuktu.
It's at the bottom of the sea,
It's not my fault, you must agree.
I'm looking ev'rywhere;
O no, my homework's just not there!
O no, where did it go? O no, I truly do not know!
Mother cooked it for spaghetti, Father ripped it for confetti;
Sister wore it in her hair; My uncle fed it to a bear!
Where is my homework? Where is my homework?
O me, O my I've lost my homework, it's been gone since yesterday!
Where is my homework? This is simply not my day! It's not my fault I've lost my homework! This is simply not my day!
3. Tonight I'll take some extra care
To make sure that my work is there.
But if a monster eats that, too,
O me, O my what can I do?
Help me find my home work!
I must find my homework!
(rest) (rest) O no!
O no! O no! O no!
O me, O my, O me, O my, O no!
Where did it go?