PaL, loved that one, and Harold and Maude is one of my favourite films. There might be one change needed though...when Maude's holocaust stamp is revealed to Jesus, in your version, he can't show sympathy or shock like Harold did, as the Holocaust never happened.
I think I'm on a Hutton kick today....
The Slashin' of the Christ
It's Jesus vs. Freddy, Jason, the Werewolf, Dracula and Frankenstien in this intense fest of gore. Who wins in the end? You may just never know....
Nightmare on Bethlehelm St.
Freddie meets his match.
"Guess Who's Coming To Dinner"
After discovering an empty tomb, Peter and Paul plan a dinner party for 12.
:-)
Oh, no Peace and Love -- I just lost my mouthful of coffee on my keyboard. Where can I send the bill? (Only kidding).
Kudos, incidentally, to Equus for coming up with one of the most brilliant comic threads ever on A2K.
Yes, Equus, you rock!
Being Jesus Christ - Simon the fisherman finds a portal into Jesus' brain, on the 12 1/2 floor of a modern high rise. Thomas is skeptical until he goes for a wild ride and is eventually deposited on the Bethlehem Turnpike. Judas plays a puppeteer.
LOL... LW.... a new keyboard is on it's way....
Yes, a big Thanks to Equus....
Everyone here knows I'm processing the payroll today.... LOL.... it's kinda rude to be laughing out loud while calculating high tax deductions.... LOL....
PaL
:-)
Cheeses of Nazareth
Tired of the crucifixion circuit, and of Mel hounding him all the time, Christ retires to quiet Nazareth, Pennsylvania to open a posh cheese shop. High-falutin' romantic comedy happens when a troubled young couple on the brink of divorce begin frequenting the shop, separately. Through the magic of good cheese, and the word of god, Jesus brings the couple back together again. At one point, Jesus tells Maria, the suffering wife, "You....you are like a delicate Taleggio, mild, and certainly able to hold it's own, but it is crushed easily. He...he is like a fiery Epoisses de Bourgogne...a bit crusty and smelly on the outside, but a sweet taste lies at it's heart. Mould your cheese hearts together, take delight in how your differences can only make you stronger. That, Maria, is where you will find your Passion."
At the end of the film, Jesus is killed when a bunch of Parmesan wheels fall on him, crushing his head. The Jew who owns the deli next door is blamed for the murder, by playing his shofar too loud, and rattling the weak walls.
How cheesy of you, cav. That would be one of those blue films? But then, Everybody Loves Romano.
It could be made into a TV series, "The Roquefort Files."
Jesus Christ and the Temple of Doom
The moneychangers seek revenge when Mel fails to tithe 10% of the earnings from The Passion and instead invests it in a ride at Universal Studios in Orlando.
My Dinner with Mel
Jesus spends an inordinately long time trying to convince Mel to stop calling him.
The Christ and the Pendulum
(Bible meets Poe)
The Day God Made the Earth Stand Still
(mysterious saucer lands near the White house. Bearded man in white robe descends a ramp from it and stands perfectly still. A nervous National Guardsman raises his gun as if preparing to shoot. The man in the robe transforms the entire National Guard into a herd of swine that runs off in the direction of the Lincoln Memorial.) etc
The Last Weekend - Jesus comes up with an excuse why he'd been missing for three days in a row after that night he and the boys shared some wine.
Now that's one hell of a hangover.
We running dry?
"The Greatest Gory Every Told" Skips that superflous parts of Christ's life to concentrate on
different techniques of whacking a human being.
Intellectually and emotionally the exploration of the lost years of Jesus and the discoveries he may have been in India are too taxing for a popular audience.
"Bang the Cane Slowly" Need I say more?
"The Tritanic"
In a shameful display of selfishness, the father, the son and the holy ghost fight and bicker over who will get a lifeboat off a sinking ship. Finally, the father and the holy ghost say: "You lose Jesus", and push him into the icy waters. He clings to a cross-like piece of driftwood moaing "Why have you forsaken me" over and over until he eventually dies.
