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Sequel to "Passion of the Christ"

 
 
BoGoWo
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jun, 2004 08:44 am
The Inquisition - the movie; (screen play by Umberto Ecco)

immediately followed by the ever popular "Intefadda" (however it's spelled? - a little light comedy, that one, lots of 'puns'!),

and the "Revenge of the Infidels", starring Charlton Heston, a rifle on both hips!
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jun, 2004 08:49 am
How about a XXX rated porno flick:

"Mrs. Betty Bower 'does' the Disciples"
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jun, 2004 09:04 am
The Stashin' of the Christ

Chong gets out of prison and hooks up with his old buddy Cheech for a desert adventure. Imagine what they found! A sweet stash of fine chronic hidden in the Ark of the Covenant.

Cheech: "Oh man, this some good ****."

Chong:"Yeah man, let's start our own religion."
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jun, 2004 09:06 am
cavfancier wrote:
The Stashin' of the Christ

Chong gets out of prison and hooks up with his old buddy Cheech for a desert adventure. Imagine what they found! A sweet stash of fine chronic hidden in the Ark of the Covenant.

Cheech: "Oh man, this some good ****."

Chong:"Yeah man, let's start our own religion."


what's this, a 'remake?' Rolling Eyes
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jun, 2004 09:08 am
It's a comeback film, Bo, similar to a ressurection of a really bad schtick. Laughing
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jun, 2004 10:20 am
Souls Man

Jesus won't get into Harvard because he's the Son of God, so he disguises himself to fool the admissions committee.

Ebert - I didn't know Christ was originally Semitic.
Roeper - He's from the Middle East.
Ebert - Oh yeah. D'oh!
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jun, 2004 10:25 am
jespah wrote:
Souls Man

Jesus won't get into Harvard because he's the Son of God, so he disguises himself to fool the admissions committee.

Ebert - I didn't know Christ was originally Semitic.
Roeper - He's from the Middle East.
Ebert - Oh yeah. D'oh!


Roeper - probably has links to Alkeida!
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jun, 2004 10:27 am
Well, Richard does have a friend Al Keida.
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mithie
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 12:17 pm
Passion of the Christ Three.... THOUSAND:

CHRIST

IN

SPACE!!!!!
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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 03:47 pm
LOL I can just see him in a pressure suit.










With sandals.
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 04:33 pm
HAL will likely crucify him illustrating the perils of technology.
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Equus
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 05:07 pm
"In Space, no one can hear you recite the Rosary"
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 05:37 pm
Nor drop one's beads.
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silencia
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jun, 2004 10:38 am
Re: HWF Smackdown! (Heaven Wrestling Federation)
nielowait wrote:
Oh, and of course divine sports events such as, my favorite, HWF Smackdown! Allah versus the Trinity... Allah has Jesus in a strangle hold when suddenly the holy spirit beats Allah over the head with a chair whilst God has the reveree distracted - no fair, three against one!


I thought it was weird that Jesus called God something close to "Allah", in Aramaic, in "The Passion". Did anyone else catch that? I guess being inaccurate about Jews isn't the only thing Mel is good at.
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jun, 2004 11:04 am
Got inspired by this topic, so here, if you like, please add sequels for other films: http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=27753 :-D
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jun, 2004 11:11 am
bm
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jun, 2004 12:30 pm
Good idea, Jesp -- this one was wearing thin and then Bill just had to poop on it. Very Happy
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rhythm synergy
 
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Reply Fri 29 Jul, 2005 12:08 pm
Re: HWF Smackdown! (Heaven Wrestling Federation)
silencia wrote:
nielowait wrote:
Oh, and of course divine sports events such as, my favorite, HWF Smackdown! Allah versus the Trinity... Allah has Jesus in a strangle hold when suddenly the holy spirit beats Allah over the head with a chair whilst God has the reveree distracted - no fair, three against one!


I thought it was weird that Jesus called God something close to "Allah", in Aramaic, in "The Passion". Did anyone else catch that? I guess being inaccurate about Jews isn't the only thing Mel is good at.


Actually, Allah is just the arabic translation of 'God'. The same way 'Dios' or 'Dieu' in Spanish and French (respectively) mean God. If you're a Christian and you're praying to God in arabic, then you would still say 'allah' in your prayers. And seeing how Arabic came from Aramaic, he must just be saying 'My God, my God' or something


Anyway, this has got to be the most absurd thing that money-sucking, greedy, Hollywood producers have thought of to milk the public of more of their hard-earned cash! Hehehe, but still I'd be funny to see 'em try.
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Fri 29 Jul, 2005 12:13 pm
Gibson got convince to sub-title purely by the distributor's effort to market the film. He went back on his own principals to make this an "arty" film -- it was not -- it's popularity entertainment for those who are, well, being the tactful person I am (Ha, Ha) I can't put that down in words on this forum because it's against the TOS.

Welcome rhythm.synergy to A2K and the film forum.
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Fri 29 Jul, 2005 12:14 pm
On June 29th, 2004, OCCUM BILL had a bowel movement and I'm glad I missed it.
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