@JTT,
I think you are labouring under a burden of "I am right, so everyone else must be wrong". Once you get rid of that, you'll be amazed how your horizons open up.
Perhaps surprisingly, some people do have opinions, and sometimes write about them on A2K.
Meantime, have you tried the sweet dessert "Death at the hands of Chocolate?
Maybe you'd like the movie "North at the hands of Northwest?
I enjoy that old Andy Williams song "Music to Watch Girls at the hands of".
Although all of these titles, you may have noticed, can be simpler and better written.