Slappy: Yeah, I'm bettin' you'll be sore once Montana reads your post!
There's gonna be a lot of sorrow here - just you mark my words....
I too scared to even bookmark
oops, did I say that out loud?
Slappy- Watch out. Here she comes........................and she has fire in her eyes!
Will this get me in for the show??
I guess that's the beauty of the digital world...you guys can all copy it and then we can all watch
jer..incredible...ah youth! i put my money on Montana!
WOW!
psssst...Jer, can ya print money?
AHEM!!!! Jer, were you planning on giving me a % of the funds you'll be making on those tickets? I prefer American funds ;-)
How you feelin Slappy? Didn't mean to hurt you so much, but it has been a while.
Sorry Montana - I blew all the funds received from the show on my weekend getaway this weekend...unfortunately I've got tons of people asking for a refund due to the distinct lack of fireworks on this thread!
-Jer-
Jer
You're in big trouble now. I'll have my people call your people.
Montana,
In an uncommonly generous gesture, Slappy Doo Hoo has offered up his portion of the proceeds, which I paid him in advance, to pay for your percentage, which I spent.
The only condition he requested is that you don't hurt him anyone.
Your people can contact his people directly: 1-800-IAMSORE.
If you would be so kind as to donate Slappy's % back into the pot for ticket production, forum rental, and insurance, perhaps we could have another event on this thread soon. As we've seen they can be quite the money makers.
Of course if we do have another event, we'll have to talk to Slappy's people about getting the condition of your contract with him (that you won't hurt him anymore) removed.
I think that he can be easily convinced to retract said condition with another invite up to the great white north...it's up to you.
Let me know how it works out. My people can be contacted 24/7 via carrier pigeon or smoke signal - aim either westward and I'll get back to you as soon as possible.
Thanks in advance for your consideration in this matter.
Sincerely,
-Jer-
Dear Jer
I deny Slappy's proposal to stop hurting him because I enjoy it so. This means that you are left to deal with this matter on your own. I will have my people contact his people at 1-800-IAMSORE to let them know that we are declining the deal, so you can go ahead and have your people call my people at 1-800-BADGIRL and we'll see if we can't work something out.
Sincerely,
Montana
Montana,
There seems to be a problem.
When I had my people call your people it appears that the answer on the other end was "Christina Aguilera's fan club. How may I direct your call?"
In a further effort to get in touch with you, my people also called 1-800-BADBOYS, claiming perhaps you'd just made a gender mistake. Obviously you made no such mistake, as that was Michael Jackson's private number.
In the interest of profits and greed, please get back to me with the correct number so we can hammer out a deal.
Enjoy the rest of your day.
You mean Slappy has given up on us Boston ladies?
Please, I need a reason to live, now that you've shattered my dream of gettin a piece of the Slapmeister!
Oh cruel cruel world.
Suzy, if you would care to join the Slapmeister for a little oil session, that would be fine. I'm his agent.
I'll pencil you in for Thursday.
(He still hasn't sated Montana)
Slappy's Salivicious Global Grind - April 2004
Anyone want the t-shirt?
