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I was starting to feel a little sorry for Slappy Doo Hoo.

 
 
caprice
 
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Reply Tue 30 Mar, 2004 02:24 am
Slappy: Yeah, I'm bettin' you'll be sore once Montana reads your post! Very Happy
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 30 Mar, 2004 04:11 am
There's gonna be a lot of sorrow here - just you mark my words....
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Tue 30 Mar, 2004 05:09 am
I too scared to even bookmark













oops, did I say that out loud?
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Tue 30 Mar, 2004 05:21 am
Slappy- Watch out. Here she comes........................and she has fire in her eyes!
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Jer
 
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Reply Tue 30 Mar, 2004 05:49 am
Will this get me in for the show??

http://www.lathamcommunications.com/a2k/mainevent.jpg
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Tue 30 Mar, 2004 05:58 am
Jer wrote:
Will this get me in for the show??

http://www.lathamcommunications.com/a2k/mainevent.jpg

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Tue 30 Mar, 2004 05:59 am
Jer- That is fantastic! Laughing
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Jer
 
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Reply Tue 30 Mar, 2004 06:01 am
I guess that's the beauty of the digital world...you guys can all copy it and then we can all watch Smile
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 30 Mar, 2004 06:42 am
Oh no......
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willow tl
 
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Reply Tue 30 Mar, 2004 07:36 am
jer..incredible...ah youth! i put my money on Montana!
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 30 Mar, 2004 10:47 am
WOW!

psssst...Jer, can ya print money?
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Montana
 
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Reply Fri 2 Apr, 2004 11:06 pm
AHEM!!!! Jer, were you planning on giving me a % of the funds you'll be making on those tickets? I prefer American funds ;-)

How you feelin Slappy? Didn't mean to hurt you so much, but it has been a while.
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Jer
 
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Reply Sun 4 Apr, 2004 09:07 pm
Sorry Montana - I blew all the funds received from the show on my weekend getaway this weekend...unfortunately I've got tons of people asking for a refund due to the distinct lack of fireworks on this thread!

Wink

-Jer-
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Montana
 
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Reply Mon 5 Apr, 2004 02:40 pm
Jer
You're in big trouble now. I'll have my people call your people.
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Jer
 
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Reply Mon 5 Apr, 2004 02:55 pm
Montana,

In an uncommonly generous gesture, Slappy Doo Hoo has offered up his portion of the proceeds, which I paid him in advance, to pay for your percentage, which I spent.

The only condition he requested is that you don't hurt him anyone.

Your people can contact his people directly: 1-800-IAMSORE.

If you would be so kind as to donate Slappy's % back into the pot for ticket production, forum rental, and insurance, perhaps we could have another event on this thread soon. As we've seen they can be quite the money makers.

Of course if we do have another event, we'll have to talk to Slappy's people about getting the condition of your contract with him (that you won't hurt him anymore) removed.

I think that he can be easily convinced to retract said condition with another invite up to the great white north...it's up to you.

Let me know how it works out. My people can be contacted 24/7 via carrier pigeon or smoke signal - aim either westward and I'll get back to you as soon as possible.

Thanks in advance for your consideration in this matter.

Sincerely,

-Jer-
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Montana
 
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Reply Mon 5 Apr, 2004 03:41 pm
Dear Jer

I deny Slappy's proposal to stop hurting him because I enjoy it so. This means that you are left to deal with this matter on your own. I will have my people contact his people at 1-800-IAMSORE to let them know that we are declining the deal, so you can go ahead and have your people call my people at 1-800-BADGIRL and we'll see if we can't work something out.

Sincerely,

Montana
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Jer
 
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Reply Mon 5 Apr, 2004 03:55 pm
Montana,

There seems to be a problem.

When I had my people call your people it appears that the answer on the other end was "Christina Aguilera's fan club. How may I direct your call?"

In a further effort to get in touch with you, my people also called 1-800-BADBOYS, claiming perhaps you'd just made a gender mistake. Obviously you made no such mistake, as that was Michael Jackson's private number.

In the interest of profits and greed, please get back to me with the correct number so we can hammer out a deal.

Enjoy the rest of your day.
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suzy
 
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Reply Mon 5 Apr, 2004 06:10 pm
You mean Slappy has given up on us Boston ladies? Sad
Please, I need a reason to live, now that you've shattered my dream of gettin a piece of the Slapmeister!
Oh cruel cruel world.
Twisted Evil
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 5 Apr, 2004 06:22 pm
Suzy, if you would care to join the Slapmeister for a little oil session, that would be fine. I'm his agent.

I'll pencil you in for Thursday.

(He still hasn't sated Montana)
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 5 Apr, 2004 06:49 pm
Slappy's Salivicious Global Grind - April 2004

Anyone want the t-shirt?
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