oh.
i was thinking the Baltic.
cjhsa wrote:....
Am I missing anything?
Just the Tandoori oven, you know, the clay kind. And we'd probably need a pizza oven, too.
A spam room. We get enough of it; it would be good to have a place to keep it all. Please, far, far away from wherever I'd be hanging out.
Oh, and a trampoline.
A media room with feed from all the cable networks for the news junkies.
A boxing ring for the political contributors. :wink:
A time-out room to be used at the moderators' discretion.
Please make it a large time-out room, thanks.
I think the pizza oven should be one of the woodburning fireplace ones, accessible from indoors and out, don't you think? We probably need some getaway cottages too. I'd like mine in the hills around Lucca..
Let's face it, we need a discussion lounge. Oe multichaise lounge. Do you think we need a podium there? I don't.. though perhaps a wee stage.
Oh, we should definitely have a high-capacity theatre with its own band of actors and actresses there, all year 'round.
We should have our own private beach access too, with a waterfall and fantastic views all around.
And, as for my room, I would like the attic, in which I can privately do my lurking, converted into a few bedrooms (for any guests or A2Kers who would want to stay there) and fully decorated in Wuthering Heights style; with a big skylight, an observation deck, a private study with about fifty bookcases, a kitchenette, and a wine cellar (which would be a wine 'attic.')
One thing though: would this site die if every A2Ker were under the same roof?
No, this house will be so big it'll be faster to reach each other through A2K!
Oh, you're right.
Well, in that case we will need elevators, escalators and moving sidewalks in the hallways. Hope that doesn't bust our budget (heehee)...
And little sand buggies that go from the main house to the beach!
Deep underground beneath the mansion, in a location known only to a special few, would be the state of the art techno-lair of the wizard, aka Craven.
All mirrors will be the kind used in dressing rooms to make you appear thinner than you actually are. Except of course the fun house mirrors some of the guys (who shall remain nameless) will undoubtedly request for their quarters.
dròm_et_rêve wrote:Underground? Are you sure?
Gus surely has a lot of distant cousins in developing countries who might want to stay; wouldn't they break the floorboards? 
Good point! May have to re-think that.
but we have gus alert you guys. it should fit for his kin too...
onyxelle wrote:but we have gus alert you guys. it should fit for his kin too...
Hopefully, though it should be thoroughly tested...burrowers are a nefarious lot, and darn smart too!
Wow! So that's how the other .000001% live!
A huge man town with plenty of beer on tap, a huge tv, and a wicked sick-ass stereo system, yo.
