Just seen the plans for Margaret Thatcher's grave. Beautiful really, but I think they should have made the dancefloor bigger.
I see there is a new film about Margaret Thatcher
Would of been better to bring it out after she Died.
That way atleast we'd know there was a happy ending
This one is from before she died.
BBC News: Former prime minister Margaret Thatcher is recovering in hospital after having a growth removed from her bladder.
The hospital report that the growth is doing well, and will be capable of replacing David Cameron in approximately 18 months time.
The BBC is airing a 15 second programme of tributes from people with northern accents.
I only had four hours of sleep last night in honour of Margaret Thatcher- although in fairness that's because I was out celebrating til 3.00 am.
The coffin will be draped with the Argentine flag since that's where most of our coal now comes from.
The Pope and Margaret Thatcher are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.
The ex-PM and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, Maggie says to the Pope, "did you know that, with just one little wave of my hand, I can make every Conservative in the crowd go wild?"
He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Conservative in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.
The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive, but did you know that, with just one little wave of my hand, I can make every person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."
Thatcher seriously doubts this and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."
So the Pope punched her.
Buddhists worldwide have declared an emergency day of sexual abstinence today because no-one wants to be the next parents of Margaret Thatcher.