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Overbearing Feline Supervisor

 
 
Bennet
 
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Reply Sun 17 Feb, 2013 08:55 pm
@MattDavis,
I must only flush for my supervisor, by then it's out of the bathroom doing its own executive level business. Potty trained supervisors are happy supervisors. What more could any servant ask for?
Now a thought provoking question:
Would you feel comfortable sharing a toilet with your supervisor?
roger
 
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Reply Sun 17 Feb, 2013 08:57 pm
@Bennet,
How's his aim?
nextone
 
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Reply Sun 17 Feb, 2013 09:04 pm
@Bennet,
Our feline supervisors adore joining us in our bathrooms. Their enthusiasm is neither always appreciated, nor reciprocated. I know when my cat goes into his litter box, I don't run to watch.
roger
 
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Reply Sun 17 Feb, 2013 09:06 pm
@nextone,
Some cats use the toilet. They never remember to flush.
MattDavis
 
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Reply Sun 17 Feb, 2013 09:16 pm
@ossobuco,
ossobuco wrote:
Joe Nation - no better writer, sez me.

From what I've run across he is very good.
The art of words. Very Happy
Much harder for me to master than the science of them. Sad
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MattDavis
 
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Reply Sun 17 Feb, 2013 09:20 pm
@Bennet,
Bennet wrote:
Would you feel comfortable sharing a toilet with your supervisor?

It would depend on the gender of my supervisor.
I'm a bit of a prude in that respect.
Munkin is a boy, so he and I share free range of the toilet.
Munkin also likes to pee down the shower drain, but so do I.
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MattDavis
 
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Reply Sun 17 Feb, 2013 09:22 pm
@roger,
Roger wrote:
Some cats use the toilet. They never remember to flush.
They don't forget. They delegate the task to their servants.
Delegation is a skill needed by any affective manager/supervisor.
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Bennet
 
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Reply Sun 17 Feb, 2013 09:30 pm
@roger,
Her aim is spot on.
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Bennet
 
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Reply Sun 17 Feb, 2013 09:30 pm
@roger,
Well as a servant it is my duty to not let the royal majesty's paws get dirty, otherwise my head is on the chopping block.
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Bennet
 
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Reply Sun 17 Feb, 2013 09:43 pm
@nextone,
Aye, privacy is of the utmost importance. Her royal majesty giveth her lowly and humble servant a wicked stare if the servant so as to accidentally look at the majesty while she fullfillith her private business. Beeseching her majesty to reciprocate the same level of privacy towards her servant, the majesty dost deny. Her majesty feels it is her duty to be a part of all affairs of the servant
MattDavis
 
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Reply Sun 17 Feb, 2013 10:03 pm
@Bennet,
Quote:
Her majesty feels it is her duty to be a part of all affairs of the servant.
Finally the ultimate answer to the originally posted question!
In all completion and poetically conveyed.

But to return then again to a properly off-topic tangent:
Have you read Dune by Frank Herbert?
A properly philosophical "sci-fi" novel.
Your avatar image reminds me of the Bene Gesserit Reverand Mothers.

Missionaria Protectiva, Primary Teaching wrote:
Enter no conflict against fanatics unless you can defuse them. Oppose a religion with another religion only if your proofs (miracles) are irrefutable or if you can mesh in a way that the fanatics accept you as god-inspired. This has long been the barrier to science assuming a mantle of divine revelation. Science is so obviously man-made. Fanatics (and many are fanatic on one subject or another) must know where you stand, but more important, must recognise who whispers in your ear.

http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/tag/bene-gesserit
Bennet
 
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Reply Sun 17 Feb, 2013 10:36 pm
@MattDavis,
Yes. Dune saga is a rare jewel among sci fi works.There were times when I've had to stop reading and comprehend what Herbert was really meaning to say. A classic in my humble opinion.
Alas I have no superhuman powers or abilities. Crying or Very sad
MattDavis
 
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Reply Sun 17 Feb, 2013 10:39 pm
@Bennet,
Quote:
Alas I have no superhuman powers or abilities. Crying or Very sad

Not yet acolyte.
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MattDavis
 
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Reply Sun 17 Feb, 2013 10:41 pm
As a quintessential vegan yogi cat-lover, I find this most illuminating.
http://sicklolz.com/sites/default/files/styles/704px-wide/public/Yoga_Level_-_Cats.jpg
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