@The Pentacle Queen,
I suppose if a ridiculous, unaesthetic washing line (picture it in a row of suburban back gardens), and taking turns changing the oil in the car or clearing a blocked drain, and everybody responding in odd ways; all the ******* liberals on pins pretending it's all all perfectly normal sort of thing, and lowering a pair of off-white cotton stretch underpants with satin Y-front selvage,(slightly foxed), with aplomb and dignity, with Elton John recordings discreetly tinkling an appropriate accompaniment, it is possibly a reasonable alternative to tackling a lady of notoriety and estimable personal characteristics on a long term residential basis. On the whole.
Two blokes wages probably comes in handy too I should have thought.
The homosexuals on Clapham Commom would laugh I imagine. George Melly would have.
Of course, I can't speak for the ladies. I imagine it is quite good fun.
do you feel any injustice that you are often portrayed in the media as bigoted?
No. I don't trust people who call others bigots.
Do you feel any sadness for those people who are gay and wish to get married?
No. I think they are up to something else.
do you feel that they are doing something wrong and that they should recognise this and repent?
Yes. I'm not prepared to pretend they are not up to something else.
Do you believe that gay love could be as 'pure' as your own love....
No. There's an element of pity in a man's love for women. How can a man pity another man? And knowing what another man wants is a real turn off.
What do you think about the millions of heterosexual people who agree that gay people should be allowed to marry?
That they have been led up the garden path by Media which, I presume, has a higher concentration of homosexuals than The Queen's Hotel in Morecambe. And that they don't really care all that much what with marriage having been degraded by the ******* liberals who preceded this lot.
Or do you congratulate yourself for not being tempted by homosexuality and feel you deserve an accordingly higher moral status?
Not in the least. During my formatives the matter never entered my head. When they were done and dusted I was long gone (see Pavlov). I was well conditioned to accept the punishment in return for feminine delights such as not remembering whether the gas was turned off when 40 miles up the motorway.
What does it all say about ladies?