Lola at the Coffee House, Cafe 101
Lola
Sat 9 Mar, 2013 08:30 pm
@blatham,
Please be advised that Bernie named himself "house donkey" and tells everyone that I did it.
Spendius
Sat 9 Mar, 2013 10:41 pm
@blatham,
Quote:Lola is a battle ax.
That's an assertion Bernie and without supporting evidence is meaningless. We all think of Lola as a beautiful and fragrant lady of renown and estimable qualities whose radiance is sufficient to dim the sun. Not a few of us would brave a crocodile infested river for one gesture of her approval to mitigate our unworthiness to come into her presence.
Ice Demon
Sat 9 Mar, 2013 11:00 pm
@spendius,
Speak for yourself. Lola is at best with luminance sufficient to dim a hypernova. That's what happens when you bleach your teeth, you get high beams. Spendius, take note from Lola and see a dentist because when you smile, in all proper comparisons, your teeth makes a dry clump of black coal look shiny as a golden coin.
Spendius
Sun 10 Mar, 2013 12:26 am
@Ice Demon,
Be careful ID. You'll be getting stretch marks with comparisons like that.
Ice Demon
Sun 10 Mar, 2013 01:52 am
@spendius,
You may pay no attention to the savage in the village but poking around an average microbe in that way is not advised to you, really,really well evolved microbe. I have the best interest for you, so care for a pas de deux? I can't promise we'll be presentable as televangelists who support themselves from the videos of protruding ribs of small kids.
Spendius
Sun 10 Mar, 2013 02:08 am
@Ice Demon,
Here's a cyber pas de deux.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP3fYcCtPRQ
Ice Demon
Sun 10 Mar, 2013 02:11 am
@spendius,
And that is not possible without this--
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gz9PG3Fu0g
Ice Demon
Sun 10 Mar, 2013 02:20 am
@spendius,
BTW ID--I'll have to be the geezer with the funny trousers on. I can't do the other part.
Spendius
Sun 10 Mar, 2013 02:23 am
@spendius,
What a fortunate juxta that was eh??
One might think about it all day just in relation to the Equal Opportunities Commission.
Roger
Sun 10 Mar, 2013 02:46 am
@Setanta,
yes
Ice Demon
Sun 10 Mar, 2013 02:50 am
@spendius,
Pssssh, fine! I'll play the dame. But don't expect me to work up a sweat. Don't get any funny ideas either after the major-fall following the minor-lift.
Ice Demon
Sun 10 Mar, 2013 02:55 am
@spendius,
That's the spirit, you chauvinissss...pendius.
Spendius
Sun 10 Mar, 2013 02:57 am
@spendius,
It was Lola who reminded us that there is an abandoned and derelict old coffee-house just around the corner. Perhaps we could straighten it up, dust it off, give it a lick of paint, stick a large print of --
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Edouard_Manet_-_Olympia_-_Google_Art_Project_3.jpg
over the fireplace and one of Picasso's Ladies of Avignon in the gents and maybe we could give the upstart a run for its money. We could gossip about its clientele behind their backs and occasionally call in to check whether they are still losing ground to the zooming zeitgeist. We could be a mecca for 49ers' fans as well.
We could get a cylinder of compressed coffee beans being roasted aromas and pump it out of the front door. In the back room a range of unusual flavourings, such as rhododendron and camel dung, with which we could provide coffee from any location on earth no matter how exotic or how important it is to be known to consume.