Lola at the Coffee House

@Setanta,

Can't come today but have to have my cup of coffee at home ...

@Frank Apisa,

Frank, do not pee on your keyboard. No matter what. Don't do it. As a matter of fact, don't anybody pee on your keyboard.

For a virtual peeing experience, you have to go to the wash room in Cafe 101 (down the long hallway and to the left for the men).

Peeing virtually requires virtual coffee, both decaf and regular, creationist or otherwise, caffe latte doppio and all other varieties of coffee. Milkshakes too.

Wassau, get busy, we have thirsty and hungry people here.

One order of Ceasar salad, coming up.

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@Walter Hinteler,

Walter, we know you were here. You coulda had a virtual cup with us.

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@Lola,

. . . virtual peeing experience . . .
Three words I don't think I've ever seen together before.
Might be an idea for a video game.
First-person shooter kind of thing.
Or maybe it just describes the average A2K political thread.

Down the hall and to the left, you said?

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@George,

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Re: Lolaessense (Post 5245219)
. . . virtual peeing experience . . .
Three words I don't think I've ever seen together before.
Might be an idea for a video game.

Actually...it opens the door to all sorts of "virtual" experiences...

...but I don't even want to think about that.

I'm old!

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I like rooibos with lotsa lemon. It what Ma Remotsweh drinks with her associate Ma Makootsie

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@farmerman,

Ma Mamia!

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@Lustig Andrei,

She must be a minor character.

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Cup of Lavazza, black, and a Sambuca.
Slurp. Ah.
Slurp. Aaaah!
I'm gonna settle in and read a bit from Team of Rivals.
Lovin this Kindle.

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Yes I would like a cup of coffee, black. One last cup before it becomes too late.

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@farmerman,

"I like rooibos with lotsa lemon. It what Ma Remotsweh drinks with her associate Ma Makootsie"

Am I the only person here that doesn't understand what this means? Wassau..........do you get it? You do????????????? Oh no, I'm stupid. I have always suspected as much.

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@edgarblythe,

Hi Edgar, Here's your coffee, black. I cannot drink black coffee (this is not a racist statement). I have to drink mine with 1/4 coconut oil and a lot of unsweetened almond milk. Sit here with me on the Sofa and let's talk about how Dick Morris just got fired from FOX.........because he was so wrong so much of the time. Amazing.

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@Lola,

Nah, you're not alone, Lola. The rest of us are just too self-important and self-centered to come right out and admit that we have no idea what the hell farmerman is talking about.

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@George,

Well, George. So nice to see you here. slurping away at your cup of Lavazza and Sambuca. Whatever those things are. It's a good thing Wassau knows everything about everything, or many of my friends would have to settle for coffee and milk.

So, let me see your Kindle. I would love one of these. Team of Rivals. Sounds interesting.

Does anyone here want to remind me how to make type in italics and how to quote. It's either changed since I was last here, or I've forgotten.........I've probably forgotten.....

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@Lustig Andrei,

Well, that's a relief! Self doubt can be brutal. How are you Merry Andrew?

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@Lola,

I barely know who Dick Morris is. I never ever watch Fox News.
I use lots of coconut oil. Cold pressed, it is extremely healthful.

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@edgarblythe,

Coconut oil is yummy and it heals cuts and other injuries. Just ask Bernie. He's a believer too.

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@Lola,

Those two ldies were from a series of books called "The Number One Ladies Detective Agency" Harmless reading for when youre on a beach or sick. You can blow through one in a morning, they are small.
Alxander McCall Smith was the author (I think hes still alive but wont swear to it)

Gimme a Lpsang SOuchong with lemon (That was Dyz's favorite)
Lotta people have gone on since you were last here, we need a toast to em.

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@Lola,

Those two ldies were from a series of books called "The Number One Ladies Detective Agency" Harmless reading for when youre on a beach or sick. You can blow through one in a morning, they are small.
Alxander McCall Smith was the author (I think hes still alive but wont swear to it)

Gimme a Lpsang SOuchong with lemon (That was Dyz's favorite)
Lotta people have gone on since you were last here, we need a toast to em.

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Most recently, McCall Smith is most well known for his 44 Scotland Street novels. As recently as last year, he was still alive and kicking.

Hey . . . barrista . . . can someone fill up this cream dispenser?

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