Lola at the Coffee House

@Lola,

Can I just use the men's room or do I need to purchase coffee first?

@wandeljw,

Down the hall, second door to your right.

Knock first if the door is closed.

@Lustig Andrei,

Thanks! I found it. Has Wassau been on vacation? The restroom looks like it hasn't been cleaned in weeks. I think tsarstepan owns a small outfit that services that kind of thing.

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@tsarstepan,

Hi tsarstepan, You are welcome here. Wassau loves most all a2k members. Here, sit with me by the window and Wassau will bring you whatever you like to eat or drink.

I notice from your profile that you list two of my favorite books. 1984 and Fight Club. (My most favorite book, however is Huckleberry Finn.) I think we might be friends.

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@farmerman,

True enough Mr. Farmerman and welcome.

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@wandeljw,

Unlike most cafes in the Village, you can use the men's room whether you've ordered anything or not. But do sit down Wande and have a cup of coffee with me. Very nice to see you.

Then, after you've had your coffee, you can pee again, in the Men's room, if you please.

That's the nice thing about a virtual cafe, everything is virtual, coffee, pee........the sofa by the fire.

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@wandeljw,

What! A dirty bathroom? Wassau, have you been sleeping? OK, he's taking a nap; getting old.

Going to the broom closet, clattering bucket and mop........I'll clean it. Mumble.

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@Lola,

I hope you aren't using that cheap oily pine cleaner from the Rite-Aid. It drove customers away the last time.

I''d offer to help clean up; but, there's a nagging headache which always occurs when I touch a mop.

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@Sturgis,

No smelly stuff. Just good clean tile and basins. The potties are sparkling clean. We have so many customers around here, we could afford to lose a few sensitive nose types. But here, have a seat at the bar with Wassau and me. We can have some coffee..........yum, and forget the smell of the wash rooms.

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@Lola,

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Re: wandeljw (Post 5244221)
Unlike most cafes in the Village, you can use the men's room whether you've ordered anything or not. But do sit down Wande and have a cup of coffee with me. Very nice to see you.

Then, after you've had your coffee, you can pee again, in the Men's room, if you please.

That's the nice thing about a virtual cafe, everything is virtual, coffee, pee........the sofa by the fire.

Jeez, I took you up on that, Lola...and all I got was a keyboard that didn't function for two days.

Ya gotta warn people!

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Hi, everybody. I will be a better customer today. Coffee for everyone. I am paying. (Decaf for Frank Apisa.)

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@wandeljw,

Ill have some "Creationist Coffee"

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@farmerman,

I'll have a short caffe latte doppio, made from good beans (I'll trust a2kers to recommend espresso beans available in Manhattan) and whole fat milk.
Oh, and a couple of hazelnut biscotti, please, Wassau.

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I gotta pee again (all this goddam coffee!)...but I am gonna go outside to do it. Not screwin' up my keyboard again.

I didn't just fall off the turnip truck!

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@farmerman,

farmerman wrote:

Ill have some "Creationist Coffee"

Made by a Supreme Bean, I assume.

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@George,

Oh that's good. I take my hat off to you, and I'll hang it on this here peg.

(goes off chuckling, muttering "supreme bean" to himself)

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Do they serve their Caesar salad with or without anchovies? I'd like my with them please.

And how's the French vanilla coffee today? Nice and hot and fresh?

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@McTag,

"Creationist coffee" is what we call Instant Coffee because it suddenly appears as a cuppa without any evidence of beans. Of course Supreme Bean was funnier.

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No more coffee . . . i'm bouncin' off the walls by now. Do you do milkshakes?

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I'll have some black coffee please. Make sure it's not decaf or my heart might stop.

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