@Berty McJock,
[Have been quite a few times to Dundee [actually Monifieth] (and even in my navy uniform
), can say
Auchtermuchty, had had a “Full Scottish Breakfast” with a Pipe Major and attended a Scottish lavish wedding reception feast (all males survived the jumps from the Tay bridge)]
I wonder, if I could have a cock-a-leekie pie for lunch with a pot od tea, please.