@McTag,
The perfect outcome Taggers is as sloppy as Minestrone soup. It needs to be consumed in the bowl it was cooked in as quickly as possible. I wouldn't entertain tinfoil.
All plates get marked if used for grilling on. Sugar's a bugger.
I don't think you are quite seeing the point. I started by saying I was in a predicament. I had bought 80 plates for the very purpose of throwing them away after one use. When I discovered what beautiful and expensive plates they turned out to be I can't bring myself to use them for the purpose. I have four in use for porridge, soups, cereals and desserts and 76 others. Well--72 because I have given four away.
I have decided to put those in the garden shed while I ponder the matter. They are, basically, junk as things stand. I am never going to use them for what I intended. It would be blasphemous as I'm sure FS will agree.
They have a crest on them which anybody with the initials LGC ( Louisa Geraldine Carteret--say), and plays golf or hockey, would very complaisantly own.
Which reminds me---did you see the conspiracy to steal money the BBC performed, in conjunction with the Arts Council Of Great Britain, and various others, all of whose names were proudly displayed, in putting on a 90 minute version of Mansfield Park. All stitched up in various networking wine bars.
What a travesty of Art that was. The sheer effrontery was gobsmacking. I suppose if they keep using wankers to run the BBC it's only to be expected. No wonder they have no money left to compete for sporting events. Women at work behind the scenes is my explanation*. Compulsory nude shagging scene included. And spoiling the book for anybody who reads it after seeing the film. Casting of Fanny hopeless. Only Sir Thomas looked the part.
*Tico will probably disagree but he doesn't mind things happening to him which he is as unaware of as is a leaf being carried downstream on the gentle currents as they slowly glide through the water meadows on a balmy afternoon in midsummer.