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Lola at the Coffee House

 
 
Lola
 
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Reply Wed 13 Feb, 2013 04:42 pm
@Rockhead,
Oh wow. I'm a city girl. This is interesting. Thanks for the advice about the boots and long pants.

the fox burrow, oh boy!
Rockhead
 
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Reply Wed 13 Feb, 2013 04:44 pm
@Lola,
you can have a green egg as a souvenir.

(don't mind the rooster, he does that all day long. one day his pecker will fall off)

and watch your step, the moles have made for some strange potholes all over the place.

it may rain next month...
roger
 
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Reply Wed 13 Feb, 2013 04:58 pm
@Rockhead,
Why are you so concerned about the orientation of your batteries? They can orient in accordance with their own inclinations.
Lola
 
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Reply Wed 13 Feb, 2013 05:07 pm
@Rockhead,
Quote:
(don't mind the rooster, he does that all day long. one day his pecker will fall off)


Oh, I thought he was pleased to see me. It's never wise to accept compliments from those who do it for everyone.

What are those bullet holes over there in that shed?
Lola
 
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Reply Wed 13 Feb, 2013 05:10 pm
@roger,
Oh hi Roger. I didn't know you came along too. Battery orientation?
ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 13 Feb, 2013 05:12 pm
@Rockhead,
I just looked up milo field. Didn't know about that.

http://www.hort.purdue.edu/newcrop/afcm/sorghum.html

Hey! Wait up, guys, as we used to say. I've got my boots on now.
roger
 
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Reply Wed 13 Feb, 2013 05:14 pm
@Lola,
Rockhead wrote:

I hafta walk out to the pasture and check on battery orientation.

you're welcome to tag along.

watch for stick-tites, and don't step in the pile of poo with all the feathers around it, I still want to identify it...
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Lola
 
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Reply Wed 13 Feb, 2013 05:22 pm
@ossobuco,
Oh goody. It's osso. It's like the good ole days when we used to go out from the cafe on wild adventures..........like Rockhead's back 40. Well, it's not wild yet, but let's just give it some time. Something may develop.



OK. That took a full 5 minutes to read. But what about the batteries?
Lola
 
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Reply Wed 13 Feb, 2013 05:25 pm
News Flash:

22 GOP Senators vote against the violence against women act. Oh, I'm sooooooo surprised!
ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 13 Feb, 2013 05:25 pm
@Lola,
I hope the sore gums won't hurt!

<pretending I'm Berty McJock>
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 13 Feb, 2013 05:27 pm
@Lola,
Well, that gives the rest of us something to react to, eh?
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aspvenom
 
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Reply Wed 13 Feb, 2013 05:31 pm
@Lola,
They're just jealous that there isn't a Violence Against Men Act.
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aspvenom
 
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Reply Wed 13 Feb, 2013 05:42 pm
@Rockhead,
Battery orientation on what? On your tractor? On your generator?

Rockhead
 
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Reply Wed 13 Feb, 2013 05:56 pm
@aspvenom,
making sure the battery I have for sale matches the configuration of the vehicle I need to sell.

otherwise I hafta fork up a hundred bucks, and I still have a battery I don't need...

bullet holes align with deer season, but it's long since over. even the deer have forgotten about it.

you can still detect a little skunk smell, but it's not bad if you stay upwind of the henhouse...

I think I stopped the egg loss problem.
aspvenom
 
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Reply Wed 13 Feb, 2013 06:05 pm
@Rockhead,
All right cool. Let me know when you're done and have the car ready to sell. I'll organize a harlem shake. I'm sure it'll catch everyone's attention faster than a neon sign.
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 13 Feb, 2013 06:21 pm
Blimey--it must be a real drag having to be a typical American person all day long when you're actually just a tube with a hole at each end.

Does it not wear you out? Having to have your cream "whupped" sort of thing. There's a world glut of chocolate in case you don't know and it's mainly lard anyway. They say it excites the pleasure centers in the brain.

Try six bag cups of tea. Or a teaspoonful of kinnikinick blown up each nostril by two shamen with Dizzy Gillespie jowls out of six foot long ceremonial pipes.

Lola
 
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Reply Wed 13 Feb, 2013 06:28 pm
@spendius,
Quote:
Blimey--it must be a real drag having to be a typical American person all day long when you're actually just a tube with a hole at each end.


It's always been difficult to be an American. We're all so tube-like. And how am I supposed to retain anything if I have a hole at each end? I am hungry though. But I'm so lazy in the kitchen. Wassau, what's for dinner tonight?

Spendi recommends six bag cups of tea, but he doesn't offer in what. Maybe you should consult with him on that. Pleasure centers.......now there's a topic of interest.
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Lola
 
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Reply Wed 13 Feb, 2013 06:34 pm
@Rockhead,
Quote:
making sure the battery I have for sale matches the configuration of the vehicle I need to sell.


Oh the battery in the vehicle, of course. I should have remembered from your other thread.......versatile, aren't you?

Quote:
I think I stopped the egg loss problem


What did you do to the fox? (raising my eye brows and looking as stern as I can manage, Rockhead.....
aspvenom
 
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Reply Wed 13 Feb, 2013 06:36 pm
@spendius,
If the typical American person is an earthworm, I wonder what the typical Englishmen are then?

So I think I'll order the teaspoonful of kinnikinick blown up thingy out of the six foot long ceremonial pipes. Wassaup get me what spendius just described here.
Rockhead
 
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Reply Wed 13 Feb, 2013 06:38 pm
@Lola,
the skunks have been poaching my eggs (not with water, mind you)

the fox is more of a chicken dinner problem, and that is a stalemate right now. they are enclosed in a pen now. and only when I can watch them...
 

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