@Sturgis,
Sorry Sturgis, it's the new guy. Wassau hired a young kid and he's trying to impress the management by being skimpy. Tad, darling, you need to give my friend Sturgis a bigger piece of pie. And this time, it's free......ok, so it's always free. Virtual pie is. But we're using our imaginations.
Wassau, I think you forgot to show our new waiter, Tad that we're a liberal crowd around here. Liberal means more.
There Sturgis, is that better?