Lola at the Coffee House

The alternative to the alternative. more blah blah blah

I read the first four pages, and I can't understand this thread. Is this the fiction prose or sims section of a2k?

the box has a lot of Dylan..........not much I can do about that.

Don't stop at page 4.....you'll never get the point. One must read it three or four times to really understand the theme.

actually, I'm playing sim city as I post.

almost 100 years in, and only 1 major fire.

always put a road next to your power plants...

I'd love to stop and chat but I've got no time to chat over a cup of green tea with Wassau or is it Wassaup, and the thing is, a looming assignment calls my name. Spero di sentirti presto.

That's ok dude, it beats getting stuck in shower until the end of time. Thank the sweet lord baby Jesus for the save feature. Bloody bugs, they can't get one game right.

I'd like a triple, triple and something sweet which i can comfortably feel is not at all good for me . . .

Hello all ! I'll have a hot, strong coffee and a tumbler of Jamesons. I'll take a seat here across from Setanta and listen. I want to know if he talks as fast as he types.

Faster . . . fewer typos, too . . .

Well you've got me there goddamit. Want some whiskey?

Thank you very kindly, and Jameson was always my choice, but i gave up the creature more than 20 years ago now . . .

Hmm , you must be doing work duty back east for the time bean. AM I right?

Ill have achile hot chocolate. dont be stingy with the wupped cream there Wassup.

Anybody see my Wash Post?

Guess I was wrong. Not the first time. Prolly not gonna be the last.

They are great fun...for people who enjoy fun.

From some of the answers I've seen so far, my guess is you realize that Spendius was not being "cryptic"...

...he was being Spendius.

I'll just have six buttered corn muffins, three fried eggs with crispy bacon, pancakes and four glasses of chocolate milk, two buttered buffalo steaks with charbroiled fat on the side, two baked potatoes with sour cream, or mayonnaise, I'm not fussy, a couple of finger lickin' Kentucky Fried Chicken legs, double chips (French fries) with blue cheese and ketchup, apple pie, two chocolate sundaes with extra nut-chocolate covered almonds, a large bottle of 14% anything, a tub of peanut brittle, tomato juice, one Dundee cake, and three banana-cream pies with runny custard.

And tell Washup to get his skates on. I'm starving. There's too many intellectual anorexics around here. That's no way to stimulate growth.

Wassau, do you have the ingredients for semolina pancakes? If so, I'd like four, ok, six, and bring along a jar of honey and one of pineapple jam, please.

I have your WaPo, Farmer, stay where you are, I'll bring it over. Can I get you more chili chocolate while I'm at it?


<chili in chocolate, oh, lordy>

Fewer typos, more whiskey in the morning. Good morning georgob.

Lola, dressed in her pajama pants and t-shirt looks like she just got up. And she did. Good thing she lives across the street.

Good morning to all. I think I'll have a bowl of cereal with strawberries and almond milk. Then, maybe Spendi will share some of his breakfast, since I know he's a giving kind of guy and has enough to share.

FM, will you show me catalog thing you're reading? Seeds and fertilizer sounds like a fine subject at breakfast.

Setanta, how have you been?

Fair to garbage . . . yourself?

garbage, I'm afraid. Just about 99% garbage. Hoping the pills will make me better soon. Well, ok, maybe it's only 77% garbage.

Oh, and Wassau sweetie, will you bring me a cup of coffee? I need coffee and leave the pot. Thanks