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Lola at the Coffee House

 
 
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Tue 12 Feb, 2013 09:21 pm
@Berty McJock,
By this time of the night, Berty, Spendi has had a snootful and, no doubt, closed down his local pub. Don't, fer the love of sanity, expect him to be making much sense now. Unfair to expect coherence in these circumstances.
Lola
 
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Reply Tue 12 Feb, 2013 09:24 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
Spendi, is it true? Have you had too much to drink?
Rockhead
 
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Reply Tue 12 Feb, 2013 09:25 pm
@Lola,
it's 3:30 am in spendiland...
farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 12 Feb, 2013 09:26 pm
@Frank Apisa,
I found one of yourekiller sudokus. and it took our computer program less than a few seconds to settle it. It took longer to set up the matrices and watch the machine identify the numbers that CANT be in each node. As each node cleared, the next nodes were done faster and faster until the last 20 or so are faster than you can see. EAZY PEAZY

farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 12 Feb, 2013 09:28 pm
@Lola,
Ill take some waffles with butter and maple. K?
and a hot chocolate. If Im gonna get fat, Im gonna enjoy it.
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Lola
 
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Reply Tue 12 Feb, 2013 09:31 pm
@Rockhead,
Yeah, Rocky, all the more reason for Spendi to be ready to have some fun.

Lola puts several quarters into the jukebox and presses G5

Just take those old records off the shelf
I'll sit and listen to 'em by m'self
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock and roll


Call me a relic call me what'cha will
Say I'm old fashioned say I'm over the hill
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock and roll
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Lola
 
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Reply Tue 12 Feb, 2013 09:33 pm
And now for the Republican Response. Blah blah blah

This calls for some ice cream. I'm going to get fat with FM.
farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 12 Feb, 2013 09:34 pm
@Lola,
funny thing that the GOP response(S) are two.
1From the GOP

2From the TEAbaggers
Rockhead
 
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Reply Tue 12 Feb, 2013 09:36 pm
@farmerman,
you're not gonna turn the TV on in here are ya?

I gave mine up for a reason...
Lola
 
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Reply Tue 12 Feb, 2013 09:39 pm
@Rockhead,
No. Not in here where we're trying to relax and eat and dance. The TVs are only in the rest rooms here at Cafe 101. And there's one in the kitchen. Wassau insists.

Anyone want to dance? Let's dance.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 12 Feb, 2013 09:40 pm
@Rockhead,
just to watch some porn maybe.

**** it, Ill just read my "Crops and Fertilizer" magazine (You gotta get a load of Miss Benlate)
Rockhead
 
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Reply Tue 12 Feb, 2013 09:41 pm
@farmerman,
I got a new farmer's almanac for christmas, iff'n ya get bored...
farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 12 Feb, 2013 09:45 pm
@Rockhead,
Ill bet it was produced in OHIO right? May as well have been printed on the moon.
Rockhead
 
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Reply Tue 12 Feb, 2013 09:48 pm
@farmerman,
they can do that?

I'd think the cost of sending paper and ink there would be counterproductive.

who knew...

must be the thin air.
farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 12 Feb, 2013 09:50 pm
@Rockhead,
no, they just produce the almanac template on the moon and outsource the printing to Mexico.
Rockhead
 
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Reply Tue 12 Feb, 2013 09:50 pm
@farmerman,
that makes more sense.

I think...

the moon is the new china, they say.
farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 12 Feb, 2013 09:51 pm
@Rockhead,
Lola' singin a lullaby to spendi and McJock
Rockhead
 
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Reply Tue 12 Feb, 2013 09:54 pm
@farmerman,
I still have a shift to pull.

I'll be knockin' off about the time that spendipus is waking up and having his porridge.

I'll keep an eye out for him...
farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 12 Feb, 2013 09:57 pm
@Rockhead,
its your week to watch him Wink
Rockhead
 
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Reply Tue 12 Feb, 2013 10:02 pm
@farmerman,
if I had to take him out in the shop with me, I'd get nothing at all done.

I guess I'll just shackle him to the bar, and leave him a tenner.

don't play dylan on the box or you'll never hear the end of it...
 

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