@JTT,
Well, look who the cat dragged in.
Haven't seen you in here before, JTT. What prompted you to drop in? News of Wassau's terrific food? You heard about the wide-ranging, scintillating conversations among the regulars? It was pouring out and you needed to get out of the rain? You urgently needed to use a restroom and this was the nearest place where you could find one?
Pull up a comfy chair, JTT, order some of Wassau's delicious food and drink, and enjoy the cozy relaxed ambiance in this place.
Spendius is the current Resident Curmudgeon, and, if he doesn't live up to the job, he loses that vaunted status, along with its perks (a special chair and mug, noise-canceling headphones, etc.).