I get the opposite, some very elegant resumes from people with degrees in landscape architecture, from the eastern US usually, having all sorts of experience, wanting to relocate to MY office, chuckle. We don't even have a secretary, er, administrative assistant.
We also get a telephone inquiry every couple of weeks from someone in practice who wants to relocate. We don't want to shoo away competition, we'd like some, it'd be bound to stir up some design dust - but have to warn them about not much money flowing in the region.
anyhoo, I get a kick out of the resumes from the opposite direction.
My resume has many lines in caps also, such as the headline, "PROFESSIONAL ASS KICKER," and under education, "SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS."
So, you like your new job, or what?