This could have happened in New Jersey:
Guy calls his boss, says "Boss, I feel bad, I gotta headache, my belly hurts, I'm not coming in to work today."
The Boss says "Hey, I know how you feel. Listen, you know what I do when I feel bad like that? I ask my wife for some sex. Afterward, I feel great and I come right into work."
"Okay" says the guy, "You know what? I'm gonna try that."
A couple of hours later the guy calls his boss again: "Boss" he says, " You were so right; I went and had the sex and now I feel great. No headache, no belly ache. Great!! and I gotta tell you, boss, you gotta nice house."