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Ceili
 
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Reply Mon 8 Mar, 2004 07:58 pm
Jeepers, gus.........With all the inflatables you're banding about at least they could come with the more important attachments!!!!!!!!!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 8 Mar, 2004 08:21 pm
Do you actually think that's a leg, Ceili?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 8 Mar, 2004 08:23 pm
SCoates, you've finished moving the sofa already?
I had no idea you'd be able to do it so quickly!
After I finish swooning, can I offer you some liniment?
<swoon>

Why Gus, what a fascinating gift. Very much as I'd imagined you to be IRL. As ceili has noted, missing a prime attachment. Laughing
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SCoates
 
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Reply Mon 8 Mar, 2004 08:27 pm
Oh, no... I fancy I'm strong enough to move on to some other impressive physical task.
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Diane
 
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Reply Mon 8 Mar, 2004 08:29 pm
Gus, if you think that leg can replace the normally placed organ, you're sadly mistaken. I enjoy different positions, but never being able to look that guy in the eye would be way too creepy. Hmmmm, it would probably be way too creepy anyway.

Why don't you show us all how it works, dear Gus????
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 8 Mar, 2004 08:50 pm
"Come on, somebody's GOT to get pissed about the 'weaker' part."

Frankly, I was way too overcome at them being considered sexual "favours" to be able to read any further.....
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Mon 8 Mar, 2004 08:53 pm
ehBeth wrote:
but, weaker, ok. I'm weaker. You can continue to carry all the luggage and I'll comment worshipfully about your divine biceps and triceps and deltoids. I think that would be appropriately weak.


But evil wimmins also call noble menfolk lazy. Which is it? Till I get it figured out I'm goan stretch out on the sofa.

Wimmins evil.
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Ceili
 
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Reply Mon 8 Mar, 2004 08:57 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Do you actually think that's a leg, Ceili?

or a reasonable facsimile of...............
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Mon 8 Mar, 2004 08:59 pm
Bunnies are evil too. Makes dlowan doubly evil.
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kirsten
 
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Reply Mon 8 Mar, 2004 09:07 pm
Embrace me, my sweet inflatable you...
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kirsten
 
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Reply Mon 8 Mar, 2004 09:11 pm
From what I'm seeing on my monitor, Blow-Up John either has some weird blue tatooed body stripes, or there some serious deep vein thrombosis about to happen...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 9 Mar, 2004 02:13 am
Craven de Kere wrote:
Bunnies are evil too. Makes dlowan doubly evil.


Why - allowing this ridiculous statement its 5 minutes of fame - are Bunnies evil?


You sweet inflatable you!!!!! ROTFLMAO!
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 9 Mar, 2004 06:09 am
Craven de Kere wrote:
But evil wimmins also call noble menfolk lazy. Which is it? Till I get it figured out I'm goan stretch out on the sofa.

[size=8]Wimmins evil.[/size]


oops. did craven go boom and hurt his head falling off the sofa while SCoates was moving it? so sorry. so sad. anyone got a bob the builder bandage for him?

SCoates, you are my hero. So strong and helpful. Let me get you a treat to help you re-build your strength.

<swoon>
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 9 Mar, 2004 06:27 am
ewwww - honestly, Beth......soooooo transparent.....
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 9 Mar, 2004 06:42 am
The sofa got moved, didn't it?
And you're sitting on it, having a martini, aren't you?

Transparency works. Sometimes.

As I noted earlier, woman's day can be everyday.
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 9 Mar, 2004 12:45 pm
Here, in honor of International Women's Day, I have a Powerpuff Girls band-aid for Craven. Nice and pretty and pink. Smile

Um, SCoates, while Craven is lying on the floor there, whimpering, do you think you could carry these big, heavy boxes out to my car for me? (batting eyelashes)
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Tue 9 Mar, 2004 12:50 pm
ehBeth wrote:
Craven de Kere wrote:
But evil wimmins also call noble menfolk lazy. Which is it? Till I get it figured out I'm goan stretch out on the sofa.

[size=8]Wimmins evil.[/size]


oops. did craven go boom and hurt his head falling off the sofa while SCoates was moving it? so sorry. so sad. anyone got a bob the builder bandage for him?


Ahh, I forgot the mind of a woman. Not big enough to handle the idea of there being more than one couch. Must be an odd existence.

I tried to be nice to a lady in the elevator today. I held the door open and tried a respectful saying, "after you, your bigness".

She was really pissed. Wimmin are weird.
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margo
 
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Reply Tue 9 Mar, 2004 01:12 pm
I hope she hit you with her walking frame!
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Tue 9 Mar, 2004 01:31 pm
For why? I was being downright deferential.
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 9 Mar, 2004 02:38 pm
"Deferential?" Hmph. I bet she didn't tip you, either.
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