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What States or Portions Thereof of The USA should be told to GET OUT!

 
 
roger
 
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Reply Tue 13 Nov, 2012 09:16 pm
@fbaezer,
New Mexico, California, and Southern Nevada, Hell! If I'd been around when we were working up our Manifest Destiny, I would probably not have agreed to that Atlantic to Pacific bushwa. Make it from say, Baffin Bay to Tierra del Fuego.

That would admittedly be somewhat restrictive to those who want to leave the US. Okay, Utah. Let 'em have Utah.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 13 Nov, 2012 09:26 pm
@roger,
I would give them Tomball, but I can't afford to move.
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cherrie
 
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Reply Wed 14 Nov, 2012 12:23 am
@Joe Nation,
Thanks for not sending them to Australia. We've got enough problems of our own already.
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 14 Nov, 2012 03:03 am
@Thomas,
Thomas wrote:

If you should ever seek politcal asylum, there will be bedrooms competing for you in the United States of Canada.


You know, I really like Canada.

In theory.

E(it's c-c-cold up there)va
Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 14 Nov, 2012 03:53 am
@Eva,
Oh nonsense . . . it's two degrees already this morning . . . gonna be a scorcher . . .
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Wed 14 Nov, 2012 04:38 am
@roger,
I could offer some really nice settlements here ...

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... with all what you need ...

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Of course, with best satellite tv ... and even a guarded community!
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Mame
 
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Reply Wed 14 Nov, 2012 06:11 am
@Eva,
I'll buy you a parka and some Sorels. You'll never be cold again.

Yesterday I was running around in a sweater. It was only -5 C.
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Thomas
 
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Reply Wed 14 Nov, 2012 06:14 am
@Eva,
Eva wrote:
You know, I really like Canada.

In theory.

E(it's c-c-cold up there)va

I didn't say Canada. I said "United States of Canada", with this map in mind:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/18/Jesusland_map.svg/480px-Jesusland_map.svg.png
So don't worry, we'll have warm spots for you. Perhaps Calamity Jane in San Diego can take you in.

PS: Oops, the labels are gone. The red part is "Jesusland", the blue part the "United States of Canada".
jespah
 
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Reply Wed 14 Nov, 2012 07:47 am
I say we go block by block, and have borders on every street. Make it so that children have to show passports in order to head to a school across the street! Show 75 forms of ID and get strip searched in order to go to Home Depot! Construct gates in front of every driveway!

Think of it - there would no longer be any homeless dogs because there would be a huge need for them to sniff out contraband produce. No oranges on Main Street imported from Elm Street! You dunno what they're carrying! And there would be no unemployment, as anyone not otherwise working would be manning a Checkpoint Charlie.

I'm not responsible if this turns into a dictatorship. But I do like the idea of no homeless dogs. And I've never trusted the produce from Elm Street.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Wed 14 Nov, 2012 09:46 am
I have to say I love the way everyone has approached this very important topic with the seriousness it deserves.

Carry on.

~~
No, Mexico cannot have the parts of California that has any bikini wearing women. They are a national treasure.

Joe( in many cases, a pair of national treasures. )Nation


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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 14 Nov, 2012 10:22 am
@Thomas,
Ahem! That united states of canada map is slightly out of date..
fbaezer
 
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Reply Wed 14 Nov, 2012 10:25 am
@ossobuco,
Yeah, US of C getting bigger, Jesusland getting smaller.

We want those California buns!
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Wed 14 Nov, 2012 12:03 pm
Texas could be split into four pieces.

Then we could deny each and everyone of them entry into the USA.

Joe(and we want all our space stuff in Houston.)Nation

We're going to move Austin (the good parts) to just outside of Nashville.
Eva
 
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Reply Wed 14 Nov, 2012 06:23 pm
@Joe Nation,
No, no. Nashville is very definitely in Jesusland. Trust me on this one.

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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 15 Nov, 2012 01:34 am
@Joe Nation,
Joe Nation wrote:

There's one problem. Technically you've got to find a place that's willing to take the whiny, bitterhearted mis-informed cretins.

You can't send them to Australia without their permission ( I mean the Australians' permission.) and, once the GOPers find out that OZ is not the gun-loving, fully theocratic place they think it is, they won't go.
(I won't foist them on our good Aussie friends anyhow.)

Better that they just stay, have to have to visa to visit their relatives in Kentucky and Ohio; we won't have to send them a dime in Federal Aid, we'll be able to say we've raised the average IQ of the country by twelve points.

Joe(If Mexico takes Arizona, 15 points)Nation


We imprison PROPER refugees....we ain't having this lot.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 15 Nov, 2012 01:35 am
@fbaezer,
Picky bastards!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 15 Nov, 2012 01:36 am
@Ticomaya,
Ticomaya wrote:

"Please don't throw me in the brier patch!"


Briar.
juliazoe4
 
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Reply Thu 15 Nov, 2012 05:35 am
@ossobuco,
Why can't they each self-deport to a different location?
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Thu 15 Nov, 2012 06:20 am
@dlowan,
dlowan wrote:
Briar.

Wrong.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 15 Nov, 2012 06:27 am
Briar Patch - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Briar_PatchShare
Briar Patch or Brier Patch may refer to: The common name for a thicket formed by any of a number of unrelated thorny plants ยท Br'er Rabbit's patch for hiding as ...
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