If you should ever seek politcal asylum, there will be bedrooms competing for you in the United States of Canada.
You know, I really like Canada.
E(it's c-c-cold up there)va
There's one problem. Technically you've got to find a place that's willing to take the whiny, bitterhearted mis-informed cretins.
You can't send them to Australia without their permission ( I mean the Australians' permission.) and, once the GOPers find out that OZ is not the gun-loving, fully theocratic place they think it is, they won't go.
(I won't foist them on our good Aussie friends anyhow.)
Better that they just stay, have to have to visa to visit their relatives in Kentucky and Ohio; we won't have to send them a dime in Federal Aid, we'll be able to say we've raised the average IQ of the country by twelve points.
Joe(If Mexico takes Arizona, 15 points)Nation
"Please don't throw me in the brier patch!"