40 days and 40 nights can he do it folks?

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Ok folks here it is!

The girl that I was just recently dating (Christy) and I, decided that friends was a better start then rushing anything. Well Christy is a Virgin and has stated several times that she wants ME to be the guy she loses it too (gosh not another one.) Well I have expressed to her many of times that I have had my sex in my life and now I want to wait till marriage.

See folks the last girl I was with taught me and showed me that you dont need sex in life to be happy in a relationship. Plus the girl I was with last I want to be the last person I was with before I get married, plus I couldnt do that to her, even though were not together I would still feel wrong sleeping with someone else.

Well Chirsty has made a bet with me that I am willing to go along with if I lose! The bet is just like the movie 40 days and 40 nights, but this one has a twist. I cannot have sex, masturbate, watch or read any porn of any kind at all for 40 days and 40 nights or I lose!

If I can comply I win! If I lose she gets what she wants, and thats me taking her virginity! Now to a normal guy we would just lose right away or not even have the bet and just do it already! Well folks like I stated before I have my reasons why I havent yet!

So my question here is............DO YOU THINK I CAN WIN THIS BET!
Ps. Christy is SMOKING HOT TOO! I think maybe even hotter then my ex, but that might be pushing it!

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Enjoy memorizing the encyclopaedia. Start at the back for a change.

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this one could be directly transcribed into any dictionary as the patent definition of 'looser'!

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Hmmmmmm......what's wrong with this picture?

If she's a virgin, like she says she is......why is she plotting so hard to "give it up" *scratches head*

Seems to me.......a virgin has been holding onto her virginity for a reason.
Most times that reason has to do with her morals....or her wanting to give it to the man she falls hopelessly in love with and plans to marry.

Anyways.....what do I know. I'm NO virgin Rolling Eyes

As to whether you can hold off on all aspects of sex.....all I can say is I wouldn't wanna do that for 40 days Uh-Uh. NO way...not even.

~Brooke

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Damn Fred...if you're not going to be able to bang her for 40 days, you better at least lie about masturbating. That right there's gotta be impossible.

I can't go 40 minutes nevermind 40 da.....uh, gotta run!

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I say go for it, it's only forty days. You'll have a good story and a good.. ahem, who knows, it might be the best sex you'll ever have.

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Speaking of virgins, the first time I had sex was a very scary experience.

I was alone.

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Well folks I am on day one and so far so good! But I will admit this is kind of hard when Christy is purposely trying to get me aroused! :/

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I'm repulsed just thinkin' about it.......

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So what happens at the end of the 40 days and she doesn't put out?

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucka.

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Well Slappy I dont think I will really have to worry about that! She is the one that insisted on this bet and she is the one that is in LOVE with me and she is the one that wants me to be her first! Believe me this has been in talks now for 2 months I dont think she would back out when she knows she could possibly get what she wants! Think about it Women want what they cant have right? ; )

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So, talks for 2 months, then another 40 days?

You are one patient puppet!

Seriously, I hope it's worth it.

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Are you two in high school?

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No Actually I am 24 and she is 22

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LOL!

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I am curious as to what impression you people are getting from this bet? I dont want to have to have sex with her until I am married, she is the one that wants the sex! If I can hold off then I can prove to her that I am telling the truth and not just blowing her off, but if I lose then.........

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What impression am I getting?
That this is all very silly.

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Call it silly EhBeth but do you think that you could do it!?!??!?! Wink

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still watching re-runs of SEINFELD ?

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Well, I've never had sex with a virgin (ha ha, I slay myself sometimes.... never had SEX with a VIRGIN Laughing

), but I once had sex with a Virgin Mary. Thankfully, I used Immaculate Contraception, because who really needs an "Eddie Christ: Lounge Singer and Internet Advice Columnist" running around stealing big brother's thunder, what with that new Mel Gibson flick and all reminding us how daddy's favourite suffered for all of us, like anyone asked him to do it in the first place.

But I digress...I may think this bet thing is a bit silly, but who am I to question a strange sort of foreplay that may enhance this relationship? I'm happy Fred found someone who won't treat him like an ass, and who helped him help himself. Now, if only he could get rid of that monkey avatar when he talks about sex. It brings shuddering, fearsome images to mind...

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40 days and 40 nights can he do it folks?

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