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Sun 5 Aug, 2012 02:04 pm
I, Jenna Jameson, endorse Mitt Romney because....
@DrewDad,
"I love getting screwed."
@DrewDad,
"he's screwed more people than I have."
@DrewDad,
"he's great at changing positions to make himself look good on camera."
@DrewDad,
...I figure my endorsement will really help Obama.
@Lustig Andrei,
"...he's (just barely) a better actor than I am!"
@DrewDad,
"...he's better at faking it than anyone I've ever seen!"
@DrewDad,
"He will give you a good reach around."
"... they told me he is more man!"
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.
Inga: In other vords: his veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly.
Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That goes without saying.
Inga: Voof.
Igor: He's going to be very popular.
Because I, too, will say or do anything ....
@DrewDad,
I love to give Obama supporters more ammo, similar to how I endorsed Hillary in the last election.
@DrewDad,
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I, Jenna Jameson, endorse Mitt Romney because....
he will blow his load all over your face and you'll beg for seconds.
@DrewDad,
DrewDad wrote:
I, Jenna Jameson, endorse Mitt Romney because....
...I've got mine, and I like his hair
Can't a woman speak for yourself.
Jenna Jameson gave her reasons for supporting Romney.
Quote:"When you're rich, you want a Republican in office."
That's good enough for me.
@DrewDad,
Does anyone here honestly think Romney actually gives two shits about you?
@DrewDad,
You finally hit into a good one! "...he's better at faking it..."
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