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Jenna Jameson endorses Romney! Let's come up with reasons why.

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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sun 5 Aug, 2012 09:38 pm
I, Jenna Jameson, endorse Mitt Romney because....


...it's all about the money shot.
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sun 5 Aug, 2012 09:39 pm
@Rockhead,
It's all about the "hidden" money....
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 5 Aug, 2012 09:41 pm
Time for me to ask -
who is Jenna Jameson?
Rockhead
 
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Reply Sun 5 Aug, 2012 09:42 pm
@ossobuco,
she made her money the old fashioned way.

on her back with a camera up her cootchie...
DrewDad
 
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Reply Sun 5 Aug, 2012 09:45 pm
@Rockhead,
I, Jenna Jameson, endorse Mitt Romney because....


...he's a hand-job creator.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 5 Aug, 2012 09:47 pm
@Rockhead,
Ah, thanks for the clue.
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sun 5 Aug, 2012 09:47 pm
@DrewDad,
I, Jenna Jameson, endorse Mitt Romney because....

a bird in the hand is worth two in the tush.

but that costs extra...
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maxdancona
 
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Reply Mon 6 Aug, 2012 04:15 am
@cicerone imposter,
Jenna Jameson is also reported as saying the Romney is the only man who has taken more positions than she has.
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parados
 
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Reply Mon 6 Aug, 2012 07:28 am
@DrewDad,
He's more plastic than my tits
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jcboy
 
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Reply Mon 6 Aug, 2012 07:37 am
He’s got so much money he can hire someone else to change his depends.
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Mon 6 Aug, 2012 11:37 am
He's the closest thing America's got to Silvio Berlusconi, and he has a track record of promoting whores to high office.
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Mon 6 Aug, 2012 11:38 am
@Krumple,
Krumple wrote:

Does anyone here honestly think Romney actually gives two shits about you?


I don't think Romney gives two shits about anyone.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 7 Aug, 2012 10:57 am
@DrewDad,
I, Jenna Jameson, endorse Mitt Romney because....


...I admire a man who sucks more than I do.
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 7 Aug, 2012 03:55 pm
I, JJ, endorse MR because he's got a horse, and I've known plenty of men like that.
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Krumple
 
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Reply Wed 8 Aug, 2012 09:24 am
@Rockhead,
Quote:

I, Jenna Jameson, endorse Mitt Romney because....


you'll get fucked and pay for it.
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