I Shot A Man In Reno, Just To Watch Him Die

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and then i drove my car over the speed limit

should i turn myself in?

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[+5] - roger - 08/03/2012<thoughts of Dys>
[+4] - edgarblythe - 08/03/2012Did anybody see you do it? I think if you lay low a while it will all be forgotten. It's not like you ate waffle fries the same day.
[+3] - nqyringmind - 08/03/2012Don't bother turning yourself in. I hear Reno has one of the most remarkable law enforcement teams in the country. Might as well just let them come and get you!...

@djjd62,

Only if you have the cash, Johnny!

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@djjd62,

...unless you run over innocent corn fields I think not... Cool

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@djjd62,

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@djjd62,

We already turned you in.
We dropped a dime on you.
We squealed.
We snitched.

Joe(Look out your front window. Here they come.)Nation

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@djjd62,

Don't bother turning yourself in.
I hear Reno has one of the most remarkable law enforcement teams in the country. Might as well just let them come and get you!

https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSJRh0_iAUHMRXgTCslfCSpPBYPjoQuB1JgCV71pQ0PAq08Lxvh

P.S. I think at least one of these guys no longer takes his lunch break at Chick-Fil-A

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@Joe Nation,

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@roger,

yeah, didge is a poopity head all right.

(dys never liked him...)

<sigh>

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@djjd62,

It was a gamble, right?

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Did anybody see you do it? I think if you lay low a while it will all be forgotten. It's not like you ate waffle fries the same day.

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@djjd62,

djjd62 wrote:

and then i drove my car over the speed limit

should i turn myself in?

No. You should however arrest, indict, then submit yourself to a self imposed death penalty. Sorry about that. Better luck next life. Neutral

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@djjd62,

It's the coppers job to find and arrest criminals, therefore, you must let them do their job. Don't do it for them, or they'll become more obese on the diet of donuts and sweet drinks.

If this wasn't a joke, and say you really did kill a person and stupid enough to post this, and you accesses this forum on the internet from your home, then they can easily track your ISP address from your email address, and sniff your real address out easily.

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@Val Killmore,

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sniff your real address out easily.

Only if they have a good ISP sniffer dog.

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@Val Killmore,

Yeah, a rock and roll killer. He's flying out to Algeria next in an homage to Robert Smith and Albert Camus.

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@parados,

packet sniffing software needed, no dogs required.

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That train's acomin' 'round the bend, Dj . . . i hear that train acomin' . . .

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@Val Killmore,

Val Killmore wrote:

packet sniffing software needed, no dogs required.

I think you need a sarcasm sniffer.

(By the way, they don't need to sniff any packets if they have your ISP and email address.)

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@parados,

How do you know?

They can put a packet sniffer located at one of the servers of the ISP to monitor any unusual searches/ activities.

I did catch the sarcasm, FYI.

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@Val Killmore,

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They can put a packet sniffer located at one of the servers of the ISP to monitor any unusual searches/ activities.

Which has absolutely nothing to do with your earlier post about finding someone from their posting here, email and ISP.

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@parados,

Just directly implying what they'll do next after email and isp is received.

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