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I Shot A Man In Reno, Just To Watch Him Die

 
 
djjd62
 
Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2012 09:47 am
and then i drove my car over the speed limit

should i turn myself in?
 
Ragman
 
  2  
Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2012 09:54 am
@djjd62,
Only if you have the cash, Johnny!
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Fil Albuquerque
 
  2  
Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2012 09:57 am
@djjd62,
...unless you run over innocent corn fields I think not... Cool
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roger
 
  5  
Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2012 10:06 am
@djjd62,
<thoughts of Dys>
Joe Nation
 
  2  
Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2012 10:07 am
@djjd62,
We already turned you in.
We dropped a dime on you.
We squealed.
We snitched.

Joe(Look out your front window. Here they come.)Nation
nqyringmind
 
  3  
Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2012 10:10 am
@djjd62,
Don't bother turning yourself in.
I hear Reno has one of the most remarkable law enforcement teams in the country. Might as well just let them come and get you!
https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSJRh0_iAUHMRXgTCslfCSpPBYPjoQuB1JgCV71pQ0PAq08Lxvh
P.S. I think at least one of these guys no longer takes his lunch break at Chick-Fil-A
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djjd62
 
  1  
Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2012 10:12 am
@Joe Nation,
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Rockhead
 
  2  
Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2012 10:47 am
@roger,
yeah, didge is a poopity head all right.

(dys never liked him...)

<sigh>
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Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2012 12:02 pm
@djjd62,
It was a gamble, right?
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edgarblythe
 
  4  
Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2012 12:12 pm
Did anybody see you do it? I think if you lay low a while it will all be forgotten. It's not like you ate waffle fries the same day.
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tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2012 12:17 pm
@djjd62,
djjd62 wrote:

and then i drove my car over the speed limit

should i turn myself in?

No. You should however arrest, indict, then submit yourself to a self imposed death penalty. Sorry about that. Better luck next life. Neutral
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Val Killmore
 
  1  
Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2012 12:23 pm
@djjd62,
It's the coppers job to find and arrest criminals, therefore, you must let them do their job. Don't do it for them, or they'll become more obese on the diet of donuts and sweet drinks.

If this wasn't a joke, and say you really did kill a person and stupid enough to post this, and you accesses this forum on the internet from your home, then they can easily track your ISP address from your email address, and sniff your real address out easily.
parados
 
  1  
Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2012 12:25 pm
@Val Killmore,
Quote:
sniff your real address out easily.

Only if they have a good ISP sniffer dog.
izzythepush
 
  1  
Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2012 12:29 pm
@Val Killmore,
Yeah, a rock and roll killer. He's flying out to Algeria next in an homage to Robert Smith and Albert Camus.
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Val Killmore
 
  1  
Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2012 12:31 pm
@parados,
packet sniffing software needed, no dogs required.
Setanta
 
  1  
Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2012 12:33 pm
That train's acomin' 'round the bend, Dj . . . i hear that train acomin' . . .
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parados
 
  1  
Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2012 12:38 pm
@Val Killmore,
Val Killmore wrote:

packet sniffing software needed, no dogs required.

I think you need a sarcasm sniffer.



(By the way, they don't need to sniff any packets if they have your ISP and email address.)
Val Killmore
 
  1  
Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2012 12:43 pm
@parados,
How do you know?

They can put a packet sniffer located at one of the servers of the ISP to monitor any unusual searches/ activities.

I did catch the sarcasm, FYI.
parados
 
  1  
Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2012 12:46 pm
@Val Killmore,
Quote:
They can put a packet sniffer located at one of the servers of the ISP to monitor any unusual searches/ activities.

Which has absolutely nothing to do with your earlier post about finding someone from their posting here, email and ISP.
Val Killmore
 
  1  
Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2012 12:47 pm
@parados,
Just directly implying what they'll do next after email and isp is received.
 

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