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I Shot A Man In Reno, Just To Watch Him Die

 
 
parados
 
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Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2012 12:48 pm
@djjd62,
djjd62 wrote:

and then i drove my car over the speed limit

should i turn myself in?

to a pumpkin?

You might want to try 1-800-fairy godmother.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2012 12:49 pm
@djjd62,
djjd62 wrote:

and then i drove my car over the speed limit


I'm a standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona, djjd, here's a good hideaway, hideaway, hideaway, hideaway.
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parados
 
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Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2012 12:50 pm
@Val Killmore,
Val Killmore wrote:

Just directly implying what they'll do next after email and isp is received.


Right. Because it's standard police procedure to monitor your internet traffic once they think you have confessed to a murder. They teach that in police 101. It's taught in the same class where they teach police to monitor your texting after they clock you doing 100 in a 45 mph zone.
Val Killmore
 
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Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2012 12:55 pm
@parados,
Once they get a warrant or court order, sure, all is possible for the sake of piling up evidence against you.
parados
 
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Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2012 03:27 pm
@Val Killmore,
Because as everyone knows, police are much more likely to find physical evidence in the virtual world.
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2012 05:30 pm
@djjd62,
I wouldn't worry too much about shooting that dude in Reno. But driving over the speed limit in Nevada? Man, that's serious. You might wanna make a clean breast of it and throw yourself on the mercy of the court. Some judges can be real understanding.
Tai Chi
 
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Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2012 06:06 pm
@djjd62,
just please tell me you didn't shoot the sherriff
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2012 06:20 pm
He did, but it was in self-defense, i swear it1

He didn't shoot the deputy, though . . .
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Val Killmore
 
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Reply Sat 4 Aug, 2012 08:47 am
@parados,
Electronic tracks are as much helpful as physical evidence to find out the motive, and other small but important details. Recently, computers and online activities have begun to appear in more criminal prosecutions.
BillRM
 
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Reply Sat 4 Aug, 2012 09:21 am
@Val Killmore,
Quote:
If this wasn't a joke, and say you really did kill a person and stupid enough to post this, and you accesses this forum on the internet from your home, then they can easily track your ISP address from your email address, and sniff your real address out easily.


Let see as no one would have a clue where this murder might had occur who would had the power to apply for a warrant to get the ISP information from Robert?

Murder for the most part is not a federal crime so that would leave out the FBI and such one would assume.

Oh I am sorry I did not see the claim of Reno for the murder site.

In any case we all can hope that Robert is a person who would not turn over that information without a warrant.

Also a statement on this board without any other reason to give it credit seems not to raise to the level needed to get a warrant but I would not bet my freedom on that opinion.

Next you can post from an open wifi hot spot or used tor from home for that matter and have a email address that can not be trace back to you either.
BillRM
 
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Reply Sat 4 Aug, 2012 09:25 am
@Val Killmore,
Quote:
Recently, computers and online activities have begun to appear in more criminal prosecutions


Let see they break down my door and seized my computers and run into a little program call truecrypt and at least in the US that is likely the end of the matter
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Val Killmore
 
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Reply Sat 4 Aug, 2012 09:30 am
@BillRM,
Ya or a cheaper solution is to just buy a cheap laptop and always use the public wifi hotspot, and if you're suspicious of someone trailing you, be prepared to pound it with a sledge hammer and put the so mentioned parts of the laptop in the nearest oven.
BillRM
 
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Reply Sat 4 Aug, 2012 09:49 am
@Val Killmore,
Quote:
Ya or a cheaper solution is to just buy a cheap laptop and always use the public wifi hotspot,


A sledge hammer cost a hell of a lot more then a free open source program such as Trucrypt and is a pain to carry around.

I always in fact travel outside the country with a cheap netbook that is completely back up before I leave on my trip. A 100 dollars off ebay or less!!!!!!

I had zero plans to surrender the keys to customers if ask for it on my returns just on general principals.

Sadly no one had yet ask to search my netbook after many trips.
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Sat 4 Aug, 2012 11:13 am
@Val Killmore,
BillRM is very paranoid and obsessive about computer security.

He also thinks that viewing Child Pornography is a victimless crime.

He assures us that these two things are not connected in any way.

BillRM
 
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Reply Sat 4 Aug, 2012 12:45 pm
@izzythepush,
LOL every once in a blue moon I clicked on a postings of your to see if you might had posted a message of some worth and as always found that the likelihood of you doing so is the same as a group of monkeys turning out an awarding winning novel.

Oh for the record once more I happen to think the punishments for CP in your nation {UK} is about right and I share the same opinion as the majority of sitting Federal judges that the Federal sentencing guidelines are insane.

In the US you can serve more time for having a picture of a child being harm then for raping that child.
parados
 
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Reply Sat 4 Aug, 2012 01:13 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
Quote:
You might wanna make a clean breast of it and throw yourself on the mercy of the court. Some judges can be real understanding.

I'm sure some judges would be happy to see a clean breast. Maybe even 2 of them.
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Sat 4 Aug, 2012 01:15 pm
@parados,
It helps in case the perp decides to try and bust out.

Anyway, it's a titillating subject.
parados
 
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Reply Sat 4 Aug, 2012 01:40 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
I suppose we should nip this one then.
Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 4 Aug, 2012 01:41 pm
@parados,
in the buds...
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Sat 4 Aug, 2012 01:52 pm
@BillRM,
When I put people on ignore, they stay on ignore. Either keep me on ignore or respond to me, this pseudo ignore is pathetic.

I note that you don't challenge anything I say about you. You are paranoid about computer security, you do think viewing child ponography is a victimless crime, and you expect the rest of us to accept that there's no connection between the two.

For the record, I am not remotely interested in the opinion of a semi-literate buffoon. Construct a basic sentence and I might listen to what you have to say.
 

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