Ya gotta hook em right off the bat. "Carnation, easy to use" falls a little flat. Better some other lead-in, like, say,
"HEY...Wanna See My Knockers!?"
The disadvantage there is that you'll pull in the lowbrow contributors like craven and cavfancier and ehbeth. So you might want to sneak in the sexual component while making the pretence of some more lofty intent, as in
"Hooterville - Country Wit and Wisdom"
You've definately got to be a Yankee, for not knowin' that Hooterville, is a slang word for a Country town in the South... And as for my "knockers", that ain't none of anyone's business but my Husband's... lol
(But, they're pretty nice if I do say so myself!) lol
Enjoyin' The View In "Hooterville"