If I had a son, he'd look like...
Actually, if I had a
MIXED RACIAL son, he'd look like...
I mean, it's no secret that more than a few of the foxier kinds of women you'd come across in and around the D.C. area have somewhat darker complexions than mine and for white guys living around D.C., the potential for it is always there. It wouldn't take more than a little bit of luck for such a hypothetical kid turn turn out looking like this:
That would be Alexander Pushkin of course, whose great Grandfather was given to Tsar Peter by the sultan of Turkey and grew up to be a minister in Peter's court. Pushkin is arguably the best poet who ever wrote in any Indo-European language, the author of the story which is the basis of Bizet's "Carmen", the original creater of the Snow White and Seven Dwarves tale, and you could do a lot worse.
For that matter, Bork Obunga
WOULD do a lot worse. We know that if Bork had ever had a son, he wouldn't look like Alexander Pushkin at all. Bork himself has told us what a son of his (if such existed) would look like:
What I can't believe is that this turkey (Obunga) hasn't caught a world of **** over this. The idea of a president and/or his attorney general joining a lynch mob is basically an abomination and an atrocity and worse, most people would call not being able to have better-looking children than that a genetic defect, if not some sort of a sex dysfunction kind of problem.