If I had a son, he'd look like.....

That would be Ozzie Newsome, the general manager and executive VP of the Baltimore Ravens, yet another successful black executive which no son of Bork Obunga's would have to worry about growing up looking like. Newsome was consensus all american as a tight end at Alabama, that is, as a receiver on a wishbone team, but it was a wishbone team with a passing game which was integrated into the wishbone in such a way as to utterly prohibit defenses simply lining up with nine or ten men on the line of scrimmage like the Florida teams finally started doing against the Okies.

Oh, yeah, almost forgot... Why wouldn't a son of Bork Obunga's have to worry about looking like Ozzie Newsome (or any other successful person with darker than lilly-white skin) you ask? Simple: Bork has told us what a son of his would look like:

When you think about it, a mixed race or mostly black kid in D.C. or Baltimore, assuming his entire childhood wasn't throttled by demoKKKrat victimology schemes and public schools, might grow up to be one of the world's foremost composers of piano music:



The one other thing which might prevent such a kid from growing up looking like Scott Joplin of course, would be having Bork and Mike Obunga as parents. We all know what a son of Bork's would look like, Bork himself has told us: